is the universe trying to tell me something?

[sabotabby]

I got shat on by birds twice today in two separate incidents. The only time I ever get shat on this much is when I’m at work. 

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[sacramentalist]

!!!!

Oh no. I hope that's a sign of good luck.

[sabotabby]

I keep hearing it is but I think that’s something they tell you to make you feel better when birds repeatedly shit on you.

[ironed_orchid]

Same.

[conuly]

Well, of course it is, but would you rather feel worse?

[sabotabby]

Point.

[dewline]

*winces in empathy*

I've only had such waste disposal happen to me twice in my entire life so far, if memory serves. Maybe the fact that I keep begging out loud on the street not to be used as a toilet (and making threats of turning them into dinner if they do) is helpful?

[sabotabby]

Twice in one day! How does that even happen?

[croneitude]

That's shitty.

[sabotabby]

Hah. Yeah.

[notasupervillain]

The birds love you!

[sabotabby]

I'm a literal shit-magnet.

[notasupervillain]

Birds want to share every part of their lives with you.

I was on a field trip once and the birds shit on everyone but they took some kind of sick pleasure in shitting nonstop on the goths dressed in all black.

[sabotabby]

Of course they did. Fuckers.

[lapinlunaire]

If it makes you feel better, bird poop is like poop AND pee in one! And I hear some people pay actual money for pee stuff.

[sabotabby]

Like Trump?