'nuff said

[sabotabby]

Leaving work, I saw an elderly gentleman dressed all in black. He looked normal except that one of his hands was encased in a black leather glove and he seemed to be wearing the broken halves of a set of handcuffs as a bracelet. Of course, I immediately assumed that he was a killer cyborg, possibly with a BDSM fetish.

[Poll #570013]

Comments

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

While there is no alternative answer, this still reminds me of a Soviet-style election. As opposed to the US style, where clicking the second button apparently just has no effect.

[sabotabby]

See, I prefer honesty in my brutal kleptocracies. Hollow illusions of consensual governance are no one's friend.

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Dude, twenty seven votes and only two comments? Where is the love?

[sabotabby]

This was actually a clever experiment to determine what percentage of people who read this thing actually comment.

[apperception.livejournal.com]

Ya know what? You're swell.

[sabotabby]

Gee, shucks, thanks!

[apperception.livejournal.com]

Lemme take you out for a hamburger and a cherry phosphate. Wadda ya say?

[sabotabby]

Can we go to the drive-in?

[apperception.livejournal.com]

Sure. Do you think you'll let me, ya know, hold your hand this time?

[sabotabby]

Dad said if I do, he'd meet you out on the porch with his shotgun.

[apperception.livejournal.com]

...What about 4n4L?

[sabotabby]

::giggle, twirls hair, looks it up before clueing in::

That would definitely be shotgun territory.