avast!

[sabotabby]

Arrr! Ahoy, me hearties! Today I'll be makin' certain authors, employers, co-workers, and sundry scurvy dogs walk t' plank if they don't stop houndin' me t' moment I walk into t' office.

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, scallywags.

All comments t' this entry written in non-pirate language will be deleted keel-hauled.

Comments

Well shiver me timbers!

[zingerella.livejournal.com]

Be it Talk Like a Pirate Day again, so soon?

Arrr! T'night's meetin' may be farrrrr more amusin' than I had planned.

[swear-jar.livejournal.com]

It be 12:06 a.m. here, an' that be makin' it no longer Talk Like a Pirate Day in this salty pirate's town, I feel the need t'be commentin' in pirate speak anyway! Yarr, pass the rum.

[aberrantangels]

'Tis half past ten in the mornin' here in Lubbersburg. Sorry the day itself be over fer ye, matey, down there in Botany Bay or where'er ye be.

[uberbitsch.livejournal.com]

Yarrrh. The scurvy dogs at me office be lackin' the decency to speak Pirate, arrh. We be wantin' as many gold dubloons and pieces o' eight as we can plunder.

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

[mcsokrates.livejournal.com]

Yaarrr! I be on the run from the devil dogs, those scurvy-ridden bastards the RIAA, since I plundered meself some intellectual property. After me crew sleeps off the rum we drank last night, we'll be sailin' to Washington to do a little pillagin'.

:P

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Avast ye! Here be a genuine pirate. My name be the Black Corsair. If ye cross me path, you will dance the hempen jig, on that me give my word. Cunt.

[lokilokust.livejournal.com]

oh, good heavens!
(said in the voice of a true dandy...)

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

Hey, this is RH, over at 94 FM, for tonight anyway, hopefully the FCC doesn't catch wind of us, and shut us down like in that movie with Christian Slater.

Before I launch into my monologue about how America is all used up, and there's no heroes, and I depress some suicidal kid who calls in into giving his bedroom wall a Cobain Makeover, here is a little sea shanty for my anarchist friend Rachel, a little pirate ditty off the Sub Pop label, entitled "There's a Party in My Eye Socket and Everyone's Invited". Enjoy.

Talk hard. Or something.

[betenoire.livejournal.com]

Will you be reading letters from the eat me beat me lady? if not, I'm so not tuning in.

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

That's a MOVIE.

I'm REAL!

So very real.

[symonblack.livejournal.com]

Arrr.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Arrr.

"Dear Scurvy Dog," be the salutation on the first email I scrawled this morn.

[billie0.livejournal.com]

Ahoy! Me work matey and I talked a load o' blarney this morn'. Avast ye land lubbers!