ahahaha

[sabotabby]

 omg omg

If you're the kind of mean bastard I am who would dine every night on Schadenfreude Pie if she could, you absolutely must check out Grimes' new song about her breakup with Elon Musk. I am dying. 

It's kind of sad because she clearly does have talent and could do much better than a creepy apartheid-loving supervillain but also when we are ruled by fashy billionaire plutocrats, I need all the catharsis I can get.

Also she can keep my boy Iain M. Banks' name out of her mouth thankyouverymuch.

Comments

[grimjim]

Pretty sure she had their kid in order to snare him. Girl, you weren't the first he had a kid with.

[sabotabby]

I feel bad for the kid. Not that much because it's going to be rich, but a bit because it's going to be fucked up. Maybe Sandy Garossino can raise it.

[minoanmiss]

on the one hand: Musk getting mocked
on the other: Giving Grimes money/time/earplay

*weighs*

[sabotabby]

It's very funny but you'd have to listen to it. You can also just read the lyrics and people's reactions to the lyrics on Twitter.

[sara]

That was HILARIOUS and she looks so cold and honestly I feel for the kid.

[sabotabby]

I feel bad for the kid but not bad enough that I'm not going to laugh at this an awful lot.

[sara]

My older child describes it as "Looking like a Skyrim cut scene."

[sabotabby]

You raised good humans.

[symbioid]

Heh - I hated Grimes, not for her music itself (I really don't know it I admit). But because GRIME is already a genre! That's like if I called myself "Raps" but made polka!

I didn't realize they broke up? Or maybe I kinda knew they had trouble but didn't realize there was an official split. Good for her, but also, *shrug*.

Did you see Elon's new haircut? OMG it's horrible. IDK assuming it's an actual photo and not a shop.

The cat icon is representing grimes getting involved with musk in the first place.

[sabotabby]

I was so confused because different groups of people were trying to get me into Grime and Grimes at the same time and I didn't like either.

They broke up and she was PUBLICLY SIGHTED reading the Communist Manifesto in REVENGE, which I thought was a 'shop but was apparently real. *cackles*

His haircut is also definitely real and very fashy.

In fairness I did some stupid shit when I was the age she was when she got involved with Musk. I feel bad for the kid and Sandy Garossino.

[mistersmearcase]

I was glad to read the lyrics somewhere because YOIPS but god is the music wrenchingly horrible.

[sabotabby]

Hah. I don't mind it but the lyrics are HILARIOUS.

[broken_record]

I was shocked when I heard they were together. Grimes was like a national treasure to woke people everywhere and then that happened. Isn't she like 20 though? So young pretty girl + ugly awful billionaire... it happens but my mind can't process how you could be so selfish and money-hungry.

[sabotabby]

I think she's 30 now but she was like 20 when they got together. I made horrible choices when I was 20. Though at least her horrible choice was rich. At least my horrible choices didn't get me pregnant.

Apparently they met after bonding over Roko's Basilisk, which makes both their meet cute, their relationship, and their breakup the funniest thing that has ever happened.

[broken_record]

I had to look up Roko's Basilisk and I was just confused why it torments people. Like, the solution is just to not create the AI.

[sabotabby]

It's because they're idiots and grifters.

[rdi]

She's 33 and was 30 when they met, so old enough to have known better, you'd think. And it's not like they bonded over any serious discussion of Roko's Basilisk, apparently it was a Rococo Basilisk pun.

[sabotabby]

Arguably, there is no serious discussion of Roko's Basilisk.