No, seriously...

[sabotabby]

Why does the Green Room insist on making Wonderbread toast to accompany its Pad Thai? Does anyone actually like that?

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OMG BUNNY!
(Hat tip: violachic.)

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This just in: Arroyo declares state of emergency in the Philippines. This doesn't have anything to do with the mudslide, incidentally.
(Hat tip: brownfist, who posts about it here.)

Comments

[apperception.livejournal.com]

Wonderbread and Pad Thai are like ... particle and antiparticle pairs.

Are they trying to kill you, or is this an attempt to return Balance to the Force?

[sabotabby]

I should add that this is not Pad Thai in the usual sense of the word. I mean, it uses Pad Thai noodles, but that's about the only similarity.

[apperception.livejournal.com]

So what do they put over it, Chef Boyardee?

[sabotabby]

I'm not sure what the substance is (ketchup?), but if you ask nicely, they give you soya sauce and/or random spicy things.

The Green Room is an interesting place.

[1in8.livejournal.com]

Classy.
Their pad thai sucks, too.

[sabotabby]

I don't mind it, but it's not particularly Pad Thaish.

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the Green Room. I need to go back there again. Preferably with a brave friend.

Maybe they'll let me write their ads: "The Green Room: Infuriatingly Quirky".

[sabotabby]

It isn't restaurant copy unless it has misplaced apostrophes.

"The Green Room: Our Rat's Share Their Food With You."

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

Weird, I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it that restaurants are absolutely the worst about apostrophe crime.
Your example made me giggle.

[sabotabby]

I've yet to see a restaurant menu that doesn't horribly misuse apostrophes. It makes the Baby Jesus a sad panda.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

Sad panda...you're killin' me!

Night of the Lepus

[apperception.livejournal.com]

Since the whole reason bunnies are cute is that they're small and soft, having one of the size of a Weimaraner kind of defeats the purpose, doncha think?

Re: Night of the Lepus

[sabotabby]

WTF is that, General Woundwort?

Bunnicula?

[apperception.livejournal.com]

If one is to believe the intrarwebs, it's a still from the movie Night of the Lepus.

Re: Night of the Lepus

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Never understimate the power of a killer bunny. They can be cute and vicious, as seen in the picture below.

Re: Night of the Lepus

[constintina.livejournal.com]

Since the whole reason bunnies are cute is that they're small and soft, having one of the size of a Weimaraner kind of defeats the purpose, doncha think?

NO. Bunnies are wonderful in all sizes. What kind of essentialist clap trap is that? And this bunny is very special. It'd be cute as a guard bunny. It could hop on your enemies. The cutest self-defense tactic EVARRRR!!!!WAQ!!@!

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4560000/newsid_4569000/4569056.stm
FAT KITTY PUT ON DIET BY BUNNYFOOFOFOOO!!!

[sabotabby]

There's a Monty Python joke in there somewhere.

[lopukhov.livejournal.com]

Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

Speaking of tubby animals, how about a tabby?

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

(http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/7267787/detail.html?qs=;s=1;p=news;dm=ss;w=400)

EXTRA! 33 POUND MONSTER CAT DESTROYS BEIJING!

Re: Speaking of tubby animals, how about a tabby?

[sabotabby]

Hey, brownfist shouldn't complain about Marinetti's weight if that's the competition.