e-potluck results

[sabotabby]

Right, it's time for some food.

Virtually, mind you.



Appetizers
On the menu, we've got: Crab puffs, tapenade, wasabi peas, benedictine, pretzels, potato chips, homemade fool, mushroom turnovers, an organic vegetable platter, meal worms, onion bahji, chicken wings, hummus, lime chips and a refried bean dip, an assortment of Greek, Turkish, and Spanish olives (yay!), raw vegetables, more dip, green chili won tons (that sounds good...recipe?), fried artichoke hearts, and PIZZA. lopukhov, I hope those kittens will be accompanying us for dinner and are not actually on the menu. We're not Republicans, after all.


Main Course
There's no shortage of curry, proving that you people know me very well. We've got unidentified curry, two types of chickpea curry, one on jasmine rice, and a thai curry dish. Then we've got macaroni and cheese (from scratch), frippy's famous artichoke pasta, pesto and angel hair, mjeddarah, roasted leg of lamb, vegi-baby flesh, raw celery root soup with black truffles, prawn biryani, some kind of gloppy vegetable stew, but not curry, saag paneer, stuffed peppers, black bean quesadillas, chicken and sausage jambalaya, and more PIZZA. Thankfully, pretzelsalt has volunteered to bring curdled pigdog brains, or we would have to do without.


Drinks
Booze seems to be the order of the day. We have a cabernet, vodka, lots of red wine and some white, Romulan Ale (is that even legal?), Double Diamond, Milagro Silver tequila, Amaretto, and homemade chocolate porter. The teetotallers don't get it nearly so well, but they still have water, hibiscus tea, diet Coke made with real Bolivian cocaine, and orange juice. I'm not sure if either the fruit punch or the blood of the innocent will get you drunk. And what is roozfah?


Dessert
I hope you saved room, because we've got a parfait, tiramisu, vegan cupcakes, vegan ice cream, German chocolate cake with Skittles and soylent nougat (it's PEOPLE!), the blood of the guilty, raw blueberry pie, kanafa, luzianna mudpie, Indian sweets, cheesecake with either blueberry or mango-ginger sauce, sabotabby souffle (WTF?), vanilla ice cream with cinnamon, homemade key lime pie, more pizza, and lovableatheist.


Yay!

Comments

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh! Who makes Romulan ale? I must score some!

Yum! Meal worms!

What's homemade fool? Sounds like a home-schooled republican!

Sabotabby souffle'? Is it made from real sabotabby? :)

[sabotabby]

It's a Lebanese dish with fava beans. Kind of like this. (It has alternate spellings, including foul and foule.)

I didn't know they made soufflés from me.

[locustinferno.livejournal.com]

A lot of that sounds pretty damn good to me right now.

I use the blood of the guilty for smoothies and milkshakes, personally.

[sabotabby]

It works nicely mixed with wine, too.

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

I don't know the recipe for the green chili won tons (yet), they're something a local restaurant serves. And they are the pinnacle of fried cheese technology.

[sabotabby]

They have cheese, too?

I <3 multiculturalism.

[roter-terror.livejournal.com]

No, it's not legal.

"During the Dominion War, the Romulan Star Empire was allied with the Federation and the Klingons. During the war, the two powers began making serious moves towards peace. The embargo against Romulan products was dropped and as a result, Romulan ale was a legal beverage for the first time in many years. However, after the war, the embargo was reinstated sometime before 2379." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulan_ale

[sabotabby]

The Federation are a bunch of humourless bastards.

[ironed_orchid]

Eek, this is what happens when I skip lj for a day, I turn up empty handed.

If it were non-virtual, I'd be a better guest.

[sabotabby]

That's okay; there's still a surplus of food.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Must . find . Romulan . Ale ...

[sabotabby]

It seems to be heavily regulated. Or you could just make your own: 1/3 Everclear, 1/3 151 Rum, and 1/3 Blue Curaçao.

Also, got your package. Yay! and thanks!

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

I was just about to ask you about the package.

Incidentally, I brought the Young's Double Chocolate Stout and the Baba ganoush, but I'm afraid I consumed most of it myself. I thought I'd mention it just in case you noticed all the bottles and any subtle change in my behavior.

[sabotabby]

I can't believe you didn't save me any.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Well the Romulan Ale was already gone and you were already passed out.

[zingerella.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh, I'm late!

But I have thai spring rolls and peanut dipping sauce for starters, fizzy lemonade for drinks, and merengue cups filled with strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, and vanilla creme, drizzled with chocolate.

For mains, I brought the dancing boys.

[sabotabby]

We are so having a real potluck.

[lopukhov.livejournal.com]

Of course the kittens are joining us for dinner. After all, none of us are republican. Roofzah is that pink syrup stuff that indians and persians seem to love so much. I think it's 'rosewater'. I just can't spell. It's served with milk.

[sabotabby]

Ah, okay. I like that stuff, in moderation.

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

Fucking yum yo!

[sabotabby]

I am surrounded by foodies.