In other news, the sky is blue

[sabotabby]

SUVs suck, octopuses rule, and Bush likes killing Arabs.

It's nice to know that the world never changes.

(Hat tips: rackletang for the octopuses, uberbitsch for the Camus.)

Comments

[apperception.livejournal.com]

My favorite book in high school, I resolved myself to have relationships with women just like Mersault has w/ his girlfriend. Also, I had a job working as a shipping clerk at the time, just like Mersault, so that helped.

Also, there was a period of my life where I'd wake up in the morning and lay in bed smoking cigarettes, just like Mersault. It was awesome!

:-/

[sabotabby]

I think I'm being teased here.

[apperception.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm fuckin' serious. If I were teasing you, it'd be much more obvious. :)

Ask trioxin4dinner. She and I dated when I was in high school, and she can testify to the fact that I was a complete nihilistic, atheistic shithead who did indeed have a job as a shipping clerk. :)

[sabotabby]

Oh, good. I had it in my head last night that I needed to become a postie like Charles Bukowski.

[apperception.livejournal.com]

What's a postie?

[sabotabby]

Postal worker.