Bah. Tuesday.
Sep. 5th, 2006 10:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sabotabbyI got back to teh intarwebs to find all the Steve Irwin jokes taken already. Not that I think it's entirely in good taste—that dude was awesome and I was completely addicted to his show when I had cable. Then again, if he'd stuck with koalas and wombats he'd still be with us today.
*sniff*
(And don't tell me that no one would watch a show with a guy chilling with koalas and wombats. That'd be even better than a show with a guy sticking his hand into crocodiles' mouths.)
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*sniff*
(And don't tell me that no one would watch a show with a guy chilling with koalas and wombats. That'd be even better than a show with a guy sticking his hand into crocodiles' mouths.)
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Date: 2006-09-05 03:42 pm (UTC)(Which reminds me, in a very tangential way, of this job I had where I had to process IRA accounts for the deceased. The most interesting part of the job was that every file contained a copy of the account holder's death certificate. One was for a young man who was the same age as me. His occupation was listed as "Owner, Pet Store." His cause of death was "Anaphylytic Shock: Pet Hair Allergy." Death by kittens! :( ... I guess he didn't know about his allergy or he might've run a book store instead.)
I find it somewhat ironic that crocodiles didn't do him in, but that evil deed was carried out by a mostly harmless (to humans, anyhow) stingray. They let you pet stingrays at some aquariums.
I'm sad, but I take comfort in knowing that Jebus will send that stingray to Hell.
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Date: 2006-09-05 03:45 pm (UTC)It's not the stingray's fault!
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Date: 2006-09-05 03:50 pm (UTC)It's not the stingray's fault!
I'm going to have to disagree with you. That's just typical liberal namby-pambiness and stingray-coddling. Today they take out one nature show host, tomorrow, it could be a Senator scuba-diving on a lobbyist-funded informational furlough in Maui. The War on Terror has a new enemy and its name is Dasyatidae!
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Date: 2006-09-05 04:35 pm (UTC)Ahahaha. Yes, it would.
Why is Bush's hobby ranching and not scuba-diving? Life isn't fair.
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Date: 2006-09-05 04:24 pm (UTC)I love those colors. Red and black are so iconic.
Also, I can summarize the tragic fate of your animal show in three words: wombats with nunchuks.
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Date: 2006-09-05 04:35 pm (UTC)We will work for bovine freedom
Or diiiiiie.
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Date: 2006-09-05 05:17 pm (UTC)* Not that I never tipped cows. But certain boys of my acquaintance, when I was growing up, claimed to have. If this claim was true, I would have understood the cows' motivations for attacking, although I would have been collateral damage.
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Date: 2006-09-05 05:00 pm (UTC)Shit. They're going to kick me out of the Wobs now.
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Date: 2006-09-05 07:58 pm (UTC)Because I totally thought "
His awesome animated icon is worth a look as well.
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Date: 2006-09-05 08:03 pm (UTC)And...hee. So wrong, yet so funny.
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