"When contacted by The Associated Press, Godwin said he couldn't talk at that time."

[sabotabby]

[Poll #985223]

seaya requests that you take note of the executive vice-president's name. I request that you don't start comparing anyone to Hitler.

EDIT: He is now an ex-fascist.

Comments

[jenlight.livejournal.com]

Preemptive Godwin!

I am just worried he'll recover.

[sabotabby]

I am pretty sure he's already dead.

[jenlight.livejournal.com]

Well then, let's party!

[smhwpf.livejournal.com]

Haaaah!

"A history of heart challenges"

Would that include lacking one?

[sabotabby]

Good one!

[5-miles.livejournal.com]

ha!

[peterbilt-47.livejournal.com]

Better yet: There is a God, and he did mostly want everyone having as much sex as possible; just not Jerry. (I find this stance pretty understandable.)

[sabotabby]

Yeah. No one needs to picture hate-filled bigots in the sack. And if one is an omnipotent being, you'd actually have to see it.

[5-miles.livejournal.com]

Okay, now why can't the rest of his ilk go die too?

now would be good. all of them at once. we could have a big party.

[sabotabby]

I am voting for a Rapture. They're all rich, and we could take their stuff.

Ding dong...

[jk-fabiani.livejournal.com]

Re: Ding dong...

[sabotabby]

Which one is Tinky-Winky?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ex_cowboy/]

Was he lifted up to heaven in a golden bmw? Or perhaps it was the thousands of baby fetuses with little angel wings and a chorus of ex-gays?

He's one of the few people in this world that I will say "good riddance" to.

Let's all get together and have a "Pat Robertson's Next Party"? Those pancake mixes or whatever he sells aren't going to keep him alive forever. I don't care how many time they bless the baking soda.

[krinndnz.livejournal.com]

A party would be tacky.

Starting a deadpool, however, is perfectly acceptable. $20 on John Ashcroft ...

[roter-terror.livejournal.com]

Too bad he'll never find anything out now.

It'd be good if hospitals had devices to stimulate a dying patients' minds to create Hellish apparations. Man...

Anyway, congratulations on being the first on my f-list to break this great news. I wish I could've posted it myself but I already see a few posts about it, so I won't bother

[sabotabby]

Now my f-list is nothing but posts about this. :(

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

seaya requests that you take note of the executive vice-president's name.

Um, I can't find any mention of one.

[sabotabby]

Ack, they must have changed the article again.

Ron Godwin. As in Godwin's Law.

[hopita.livejournal.com]

I couldn't either, and I was actually anal enough to copy the entire article into my word processing program and use the search feature.

Yes. I'm a dork.

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

Won't Cthulhu be confused, hungry, and angry as all hell right now, after finding that Falwell had shit for brains?

[sabotabby]

Falwell isn't worthy of being food for Cthulhu.

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

I'm saving myself for Phelps.

[sabotabby]

Maybe Phelps will get struck down by lightning when he pickets Falwell's funeral.

It's going to be hilarious when Falwell finds out...

[viedma.livejournal.com]

...that he's one of the 72 virgins?

Re: It's going to be hilarious when Falwell finds out...

[sabotabby]

Alas, the existence of Jerry Jr., Jonathan, and Jeannie suggest that he's not a virgin. Of course, if we're talking about 72 Virginians...