I hope he gets the guillotine

[sabotabby]

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[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

Between this and Paris Hilton I wish I could say there's a trend starting but then I'd probably be accused of inciting a class war against the rich.

[sabotabby]

Someone has to write a story where Lord Black and Paris are forced to share a prison cell together.

(Alas, it isn't class war time yet. It's more like class boot camp or something, where they cast out the unworthy.)

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Perhaps they should be forced to share a cell with the British Army's man eating badgers.

[sabotabby]

We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

But of course they'd deny it

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the universe turns itself into a novel. Nobody would have believed, if I described this man to them, that he was an evil baron called Lord Black, would they?

[sabotabby]

See, a lot of people hate him because he renounced Canadian citizenship to be Lord Black. That's the one thing he did that I do sympathize with, because it'd be totally awesome to be an evil baron called Lord Black.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

I think I'd even accept a lordship to be called that.

[peterbilt-47.livejournal.com]

I'm tired of people bandying the phrase "class war against the rich" about like it's a bad thing.

[uberbitsch.livejournal.com]

Me and Paddy yelped in glee and punched the air when I read out the verdict after spending about half an hour frantically refreshing Reuters when they said the jury had finally come to a verdict which would be announced soon.

[sabotabby]

I was really nervous these past few days, with the deadlocked jury. I was afraid he'd bribed them and they were going to have to drop the charges.

[uberbitsch.livejournal.com]

You and me both. Paddy and I were both just daily checking up on it and going oh fuck, still deliberating, shit shit shit.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

Well, they still dropped most of the charges that were related to his actual fraud. He might only to die in prison due to his ill-conceived document retrieval procedure after the original crimes were committed.

What really pisses me off is that the RCMP never found anything wrong to charge him with, after investigating this thing themselves. WTF?

[queerasmoi.livejournal.com]

*bad taste*
If he'd prefer to serve his sentence on a tropical island there's always Guantanamo.

[sabotabby]

I think that the torrid tropical airs would harm his delicate Northern disposition, at least if there aren't natives to fan him. Perhaps he'd be more suited to a Siberian gulag.

[ltmurnau.livejournal.com]

http://www.macleans.ca/homepage/magazine/article.jsp?content=20070312_103136_103136

Description (from March 07) of where Lord Tubby-Black might end up in the American prison system (possibly Elkton Correctional Institution in northern Ohio), and how he will live.

"And Tayoun has some extra advice for Black should he be incarcerated: keep your nose down, be friendly, but discreet, and above all, "don't try to show people how intelligent you are."

[sabotabby]

The sad thing is that everyone knows how bad those prisons are (I doubt Lord Emo will go to one; he's richer than God) and no one sees fit to comment on a place where an "inmate [threw] boiling water on another's face, and beat him with a combination lock stuffed in a sock."

Still, it amuses me to think of Black spending the rest of his life in a miserable place. Also, tee hee: "He can try to maintain his lordship's ways, but I would hide that title if I were him. It could be used against him."

[culpster.livejournal.com]

Her too! Her too!

Nyah-nyah-nyah!

:D

[sabotabby]

Oh, of course. She's the epitome of "let them eat cake."

[ironed_orchid]

Hurrah!

[sabotabby]

Except I just heard he's appealing.

[dj-cpi.livejournal.com]

hahaha, of course!

I'll be shocked if he serves more than 3 years. It'll be a Libby scenario, I bet.

[ironed_orchid]

Boo.

[lopukhov.livejournal.com]

I really need to make a PWND! brush in GIMP.

[sabotabby]

Yes you do!

Or you can just use Stencil like I di.

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

Oh Hai! Your PM isn't a complete douchebag. It must be nice to not be completely ashamed of your leaders.

[sabotabby]

Nah, I'm still completely ashamed of him. He's just pissed about the Lord Black thing, which is rather misguided.