"Temporary control" my ass

[sabotabby]

I wonder if they'll discover that he's full of shit.

Insert your own grade-school jokes here.

Comments

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

So where are the doctors going to stick the tube?

[sabotabby]

They're going to have a hard time. It's crowded in there, what with the head jammed in.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

No wonder he always looks constipated during his public addresses.

[sabotabby]

Seriously.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the old Python sketch:

"Have you seen the paper? Nixon's had an arsehole transplant"

"Yes, but have you seen the Stop Press? The arsehole's rejected him"

[sabotabby]

Hahaha.

[misfitina.livejournal.com]

i usually try to avoid grade-school humor, but wow, this is just knocking at your door with donuts and weed kind of appealing.

[sabotabby]

I know. I try my best, but it's at times like this, as the Leader of the Free World faces his darkest hour, that I can't help making poo jokes.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

I'd be worried if I were in Iran. Now the Brain is in charge, not Pinky.

[sabotabby]

"I think so too, Cheney, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"

[peterbilt-47.livejournal.com]

Ha, thank you. That just lifted the deep, gloomy, creeped out despair I fell into when I heard the news on NPR.

[sabotabby]

Oh good. In all seriousness, Cheney has always been in control, so this doesn't change much other than for the unfortunate medical professionals who have to look up Bush's ass.

[ghostwes.livejournal.com]

Maybe we'll find those weapons of destruction after all.

[sabotabby]

He already has them! I don't know why people don't mention it more often.