This makes my ovaries hurt

[sabotabby]

Parents, be mindful of the lullabies you sing to your children. They pick up more than you might think.

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[sabotabby]

Wait, there's a not-clean version of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor"? What am I missing here.

I am hoping that captainmushroom shows up in this thread and shares some of the lullabies he sings to his kid. One is apparently "Barrett's Privateers."

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

??! There's a clean version?

[sabotabby]

*Googles*

Oh, my.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

"Open up now, you silly old cow", etc.

It did tax my inventive skills.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle_Bill

Oh, I sang them "Barrett's Privateers", too, but it only had "God damn them all" in the Chorus. A friend had a folk music radio show on WDET named "Staggers and Jags".

Then there's Garnet's Homemade Beer, about a brewing effort by Stan's brother, Garnet.