They didn't really think this one out, did they?

[sabotabby]

They're lighthouses! Why, what did you think they were?

Comments

[pluvka.livejournal.com]

where can i buy these??

[sabotabby]

I don't know, but if you find out, let me know. I have two sets of friends getting married and these are cheaper than those novelty peen mints. They probably taste better, too.

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

lol

I think someone did think this out right around the time s/he found out his/her supervisors weren't actually reading any of his/her proposals.

[sabotabby]

The illustration on the packaging supports your theory.

[kynn.livejournal.com]

Haha, excellent.

[sabotabby]

Sabotabby approves of these Gummis.

[ladypolitik.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

Do all you Canadians know each other and just hang out thinking of ways to be awesome on the internet?

[ladypolitik.livejournal.com]

Also,

"OM NOM NOM".

[ladypolitik.livejournal.com]

Also, also:

[sabotabby]

For the win!

[joyful-grrrl.livejournal.com]

hahahahah! i hope it's ok that i'm stealing this.

[dagibbs.livejournal.com]

*snicker* just *snicker*

[sabotabby]

It satisfies like Snickers can't.

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

I want this to be true. I have searched for a candy company called Mill Farm to no avail. If only the picture was high enough resolution you could read the barcode!

Not that I'm, you know, a geek or anything.

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

I mean... penises. Candy. Two awesome things in one go. My life will be complete if they have a companion product which is... I don't know, some particularly vulva-like maritime item.

They appear to exist

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

http://www.findownersearch.com/brand/4454625/

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear gods.

Too damned bad they probably aren't vegetarian.

[sabotabby]

Gummis seldom are. Though I'm beginning to think that this is some sort of elaborate hoax anyway.

[gillen.livejournal.com]

Puts the song "I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper" in a very different light, eh?

[sabotabby]

Indeed.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

I have a strange hunger for some cock now, and I'm not sure why!

[sabotabby]

Which flavour?

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Oh my word! That's too much!

Though I can think of plenty theme parties in which those babies would be munched down without leaving a trace.

No question about swallowing those!

[sabotabby]

It brings cockgobbling to a whole new level.

[ironed_orchid]

Oh dear!

[sabotabby]

Your icon is strangely appropriate.

[shelestel.livejournal.com]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=haRZxPw0JYg&feature=related

[sabotabby]

Oh dear God, that doesn't stop being hilarious. I hadn't seen the subtitled version before—thank you.

[holy-chao.livejournal.com]

I hope they don't taste salty. Like the sea. Since they're lighthouses and all.

[sabotabby]

Hahaha.