Someone got Tim a 'mens' toiletries' thing as a present once. We lolled. Of course he ended up never using the shower stuff because it smelt like cat piss, and I used the deodorant/spray thing because he didn't like it (I indoctrinated him into using shampoo that smells like fruit a while ago and he never looked back). But eh, at least they didn't EMASCULATE HIM WITH GIRL TOILETRIES! I mean, if he used Girl Soap, his penis would surely shrivel and die. Hair dye has even more of a penis shrivelling effect because you have to leave it on for longer. This is completely true, and proven by Skience (probably ev.psych).
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Date: 2008-06-16 09:20 pm (UTC)