The patriarchy hurts men too, and capitalism screws everyone

[sabotabby]

Why is men's hair dye way more expensive than women's? That makes no sense whatsoever. If anything, you'd think it would be cheaper.

P.S. I am awesome at dyeing hair.

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[misfratz.livejournal.com]

Someone got Tim a 'mens' toiletries' thing as a present once. We lolled. Of course he ended up never using the shower stuff because it smelt like cat piss, and I used the deodorant/spray thing because he didn't like it (I indoctrinated him into using shampoo that smells like fruit a while ago and he never looked back). But eh, at least they didn't EMASCULATE HIM WITH GIRL TOILETRIES! I mean, if he used Girl Soap, his penis would surely shrivel and die. Hair dye has even more of a penis shrivelling effect because you have to leave it on for longer. This is completely true, and proven by Skience (probably ev.psych).

[sabotabby]

OMG, I forgot about boy soap and girl soap. I've been using Lush stuff lately because sphinctourist works there and gets a discount, but normally I use boy soap. It's cheaper.