Ow!

[sabotabby]

To top it off, I've gotten stung by wasps twice in the past two days. The last one somehow got into my sandal, the little bastard.

Comments

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

Did you piss off Cthulu?

[sabotabby]

I think I pissed off reality itself.

[northbard.livejournal.com]

Wow...

Talk about class privilege.

Some wasp tries to make a better life for itself, and not only do you step all over it, but complain about how uppity and annoying it is.

*sigh*

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Fucking wasps.

[sabotabby]

Hey, wasps have been persecuting our people forever!

[northbard.livejournal.com]

Mudpeople unite!

You have nothing to lose but..um...some of your mud!

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

BAD WASPS. BAD.

Oh, wait. Did you mean the little buzzy kind?

[sabotabby]

Hee.

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

It's giant moth season here; they keep dive-bombing me!

At least the cats are giddy with glee...

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Were you looking particularly Jewish when they stung you?
They do so so well, in that overtly polite passive-aggressive manner, don't they.

And into your sandal, tut-tut, who knew they could consciously sink so low.

(Seriously though, ice and aloe is the trick and that is rotten luck)

[sabotabby]

They were very polite about it. Didn't say a word or give me any warning.

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was making a statement about your choice of footwear.

-- marn (in sandals)

[sabotabby]

I don't blame it. I look like a fucking hippie today.

[writer-grrrrl.livejournal.com]

At least you know you're not allergic. I got stung by something last summer and ended up in hospital. Turns out I am allergic to wasp stings, and am now doing a fun weekly treatment of allergy needles for the next two years to build up immunity. Awesome.

[sabotabby]

Yeah, that sucks worse. I'm just in pain.

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it just fucking *hurt*? Like you know stings hurt and so you're nice to bees and such, but you don't really believe such a small little thing can really cause much pain. And then you get lazy and let down your guard and *wham*. Not to be too big a baby about it, but yeah, my sympathies...

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

Ouch, I had to do the shot thing when I was a child. That sucks.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

Oh hey cosmic, I got stung by a bee that got into my flip-flop once. On the bottom of my foot. It hurt like fuck, and I was at Middlebury with the whole language pledge thing and had to learn really quickly to say "Me pico una abeja" though at the instant it stung me I said to the people I'm with "OKAY THIS REALLY FUCKING HURTS SO I'M GOING TO USE ENGLISH FOR A LITTLE WHILE HERE SOMEBODY GET ME SOME FUCKING ICE."

[sabotabby]

Yeah. There were witnesses—two movers and some old guy walking down the street. They were staring as I was jumping around on one leg and screaming "OH FUCKITY FUCK!"

Finally, I said: "I GOT STUNG BY A WASP OKAY?"

[sadie-sabot.livejournal.com]

on behalf of my people, I would like to apologize.

[sabotabby]

Heh.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

[sabotabby]

I don't think so. Why, were you?

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

No. It's a line from my favourite Bogart/Bacall flick.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

At least it wasn't a bee....oh wait, there are no more bees. Nevermind.