Sabotabby's Shitty Superpower

[sabotabby]

I don't know if I ever mentioned it to you guys, but I'm the Human Weather Barometer. I can always tell you if it's going to rain because every time there's a pressure change, I get a headache.

Woe.

Comments

[esizzle.livejournal.com]

Or everytime u get a headache, u make it rain
but through training u'll learn how to use the force sabo!

[lovableatheist.livejournal.com]

Ha! Ha!

[sabotabby]

I need a small green guy to show me the way.

[culpster.livejournal.com]

For a sec I thought you meant the one in Star Trek. Oops, wrong geekdom!

It's gonna be a long week...

[kaelynn.livejournal.com]

you too? and my joints hate me when it's closer, but that just makes me feel old (and I'm younger than you), so I ignore it. mostly.

[sabotabby]

My joints hate me too. I am still too young for it.

[chainsaw-hime.livejournal.com]

Magneto was right.

[sabotabby]

I'm not sure I have much to offer the Brotherhood.

[qraccoon.livejournal.com]

I also have this superpower. It isn't any fun.

I am known around work for my other superpower : walking in to the most awkward part of any conversation. At least that one gets me some laughs.

[billie0.livejournal.com]

I have that power also

[ginny-t.livejournal.com]

Oh blah. I recommend tea. Tea makes everything better.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

"They say it never rains in Southern California."

[orpheus42.livejournal.com]

I can identify with this.

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

My wife gets migraines when the pressure swings! Which only respond to percocet-kryptonite! Yay! opium fog and subsequent inability to go out, do homework, do housework, concentrate, eat, etc. (of course all of these are also true with a migraine, so it's a fail/fail but at least one fail has less/no pain)

I keep on thinking I should research what place on earth has the steadiest barometric readings and we'll move there. But I am afraid it'll be Arizona or Dubai.

[pofflewomp.livejournal.com]

I see little bubbles in front of my eyes when it's going to rain, but no one believes me.

Mutant Abilities

[otfrom.livejournal.com]

I have 2 mutant abilities.

1. Mall sense: I can always remember which exit the car is parked by.
2. Conversation Killer: I can usually kill any conversation dead by adding something to it. I don't know why.

So the Sentinels are going to kill me, but my powers suck.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

I used to have two superpowers: I could drink heavily without getting sick and tan without burning. Both powers ceased to function in 2005.

Off topic, here is some stupid Russian-themed foolishness that you may or may not enjoy. Utterly horrible, possibly awesome. I can't really tell.