THE BEST WEBSITE, ON THE INTERNET!!!!!
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terry_terrible: I have no idea who this George Hutchins guy is but his website is a work of art. And by that I mean that before you click on the following link:
1. Make sure that you are sober. In particular, refrain from the use of hallucinogenic drugs, as you will almost certainly have a bad trip even without them.
2. Have a cup of coffee. I tried looking at it without the benefit of caffeine and—let's just say you need all your wits about you.
3. Put on some sunglasses.
4. If you have epilepsy, a heart condition, or a moderately developed aesthetic sensibility, this site is probably not for you.
Okay, here it is. Keep your hand on the back button of your browser at all times, just in case.
The forum is probably my favourite part, as it's 99% anonymous trolls making the lulz, 1% George Hutchins responding in ALL CAPS, and 1% George Hutchins responding under a different username in third-person.
In response to someone pointing out that "Spanish" is not the appropriate term to describe any random Spanish-speaking person:
On the top three priorities facing any Congressman:
On Israel and Iran:
On GAY MALE HOMOSEXUALS:
On FEMALE LESBIANS, GAY FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS, and BI-SEXUAL FEMALES:
In response to the question: "What do you think about Canada?":
Anonymous forum-goers, on what he should do to improve his web site:
And the most inexplicable exchange, which I invite you all to ponder:
Pure poetry, that. I'd vote for him for sure.
P.S. He also advocates "more better jobs" and moving Hollywood to North Carolina.
terry_terrible: I have no idea who this George Hutchins guy is but his website is a work of art. And by that I mean that before you click on the following link:1. Make sure that you are sober. In particular, refrain from the use of hallucinogenic drugs, as you will almost certainly have a bad trip even without them.
2. Have a cup of coffee. I tried looking at it without the benefit of caffeine and—let's just say you need all your wits about you.
3. Put on some sunglasses.
4. If you have epilepsy, a heart condition, or a moderately developed aesthetic sensibility, this site is probably not for you.
Okay, here it is. Keep your hand on the back button of your browser at all times, just in case.
The forum is probably my favourite part, as it's 99% anonymous trolls making the lulz, 1% George Hutchins responding in ALL CAPS, and 1% George Hutchins responding under a different username in third-person.
In response to someone pointing out that "Spanish" is not the appropriate term to describe any random Spanish-speaking person:
Mr. Hutchins has had been friends with several Spanish Persons for decades, all over the world.
He will tell you with all truth, using the word SPANISH is a compliment to them.
Saying the word "LATINO," or "HISPANIC," are Left-Wing, Liberal Terms, demonstrating an attempt to be Politically Correct, on Liberal Terms.
Spanish People will respect you more, if you refer to them as SPANISH, than by Left-Wing Liberal Poltical Correct Terms.
On the top three priorities facing any Congressman:
Here are vital answers of the top three:
1. Keeping all actions Legal by Law.
2. Restoring the U.S. Economy.
3. Defend American.
On Israel and Iran:
IF: ISRAEL Military Strike against IRAN, The HUTCHINS Campaign will support ISRAEL, & Defend MOST North Carolina Muslims
On GAY MALE HOMOSEXUALS:
On FEMALE LESBIANS, GAY FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS, and BI-SEXUAL FEMALES:
FEMALE LESBIANS, GAY FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS, and BI-SEXUAL FEMALES, {Women who Love BOTH Men and other Females}, are NOT mentioned in the CHRISTIAN BIBLE, NOR The JEWISH TORAH as a crime, in any form.
...
Further, it is very STUPID, for GIRLS WHO LOVE GIRLS, to be in the same organization as Boys who want to be Girls, but want to have boy-friends, such as the GAY - LESBIAN organizations who OBAMA - NATION, begs to have votes from.
In response to the question: "What do you think about Canada?":
This is a very general question.
Please be more specific, so we can best answer your question.
Anonymous forum-goers, on what he should do to improve his web site:
Needs more electric guitars to attract youngsters!A few of those...what do you call them? Pokemons.
I think pokemons will bring in the younger generation as well.
WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET TO FIGHT THE POISON TREE!
And the most inexplicable exchange, which I invite you all to ponder:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I think this is an urgent matter.
Please discuss.Yes. We decided that to use even go want we not far been to see.
Pure poetry, that. I'd vote for him for sure.
P.S. He also advocates "more better jobs" and moving Hollywood to North Carolina.
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