Your arcane rituals, show me them

[sabotabby]

Stolen from caudelac in a poker game with the Devil:

If I were a summonable monster, how would you summon me? (Include items to lure monster-me and method for said fell ritual.)

Comments

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Wearing my Hunter S Thompson t-shirt I hold my Eugene Debs doll in my left handle and my cat Bashir in my right hand. Walking three times around previously installed Johnny Cash statuette, (comemorative Johnny Cash whiskey bottle,) bow to the east, bow towards Toronto, put my left foot in, put my left foot out, hop up and down threee times and then sing Motorhead's Eat the Rich in Klingon.

[violachic.livejournal.com]

Wow. If I hadn't just gotten engaged, I'd propose marriage to you on the spot for this.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Rats! I didn't get to you in time! ;)

[cannibal-x.livejournal.com]

Nice..yours is the best!

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I feel that summoning sabotabby would involve a complex jew-demon-in-human-form evoking regimen!