The Missneg Report
Dec. 16th, 2004 06:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sabotabbyIf I did my own fair and balanced news hour, today's show would feature the following stories:
First up, and bloody hell, Paul Martin and his Liberal wankers do something right for a change. That's right, you warmongering bastards, we here in the Great White (but multicultural, yo!) North want fuck-all to do with your little war toys. We will not be mindlessly going along with Star Wars, thank-you-very-much, and what's more, we're taking your draft dodgers.
We may consider a trade, however, and swap you Ralph Klein and Stephen Harper for Jeremy Hinzman. We are nothing if not fair.
The Awesome Individual of the Moment is Sheila Watt-Cloutier, chair of the Inuit Circumpolar Conference, and the reason for her awesomeness is that her organization is launching a human rights case against the Bush administration over global warming. Despite the assertion by some well-funded morons that climate change is a collective hallucination on the part of that wacky liberal scientific community, apparently the folks at Ground Zero of the impending environmental catastrophe actually consider it to be a human rights issue.
As in: it's a human right to not have your home submerged underneath several meters of water and to not have your primary food sources die off. Who'd have thought?
In entertainment news, here's the story that's all over my friends list this evening. I'm not sure whether this is more or less disgusting than the trailer I saw for Constantine. Okay, it's worse, but you have to admit that the latter is also a case of atrociously incorrect casting.
Finally, if anyone in the Hogtown area is looking for a place to live or knows someone who is, pleasepleaseplease get in touch with me. I need a new next door neighbour.
Oh yeah, and he's just announced it on Elljay, so I can repeat it here: congratulations to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sphinctourist on the engagement. I bet it'll be a better wedding than the last one I attended.
And that's the kind of day it's been. So it goes.
First up, and bloody hell, Paul Martin and his Liberal wankers do something right for a change. That's right, you warmongering bastards, we here in the Great White (but multicultural, yo!) North want fuck-all to do with your little war toys. We will not be mindlessly going along with Star Wars, thank-you-very-much, and what's more, we're taking your draft dodgers.
We may consider a trade, however, and swap you Ralph Klein and Stephen Harper for Jeremy Hinzman. We are nothing if not fair.
The Awesome Individual of the Moment is Sheila Watt-Cloutier, chair of the Inuit Circumpolar Conference, and the reason for her awesomeness is that her organization is launching a human rights case against the Bush administration over global warming. Despite the assertion by some well-funded morons that climate change is a collective hallucination on the part of that wacky liberal scientific community, apparently the folks at Ground Zero of the impending environmental catastrophe actually consider it to be a human rights issue.
As in: it's a human right to not have your home submerged underneath several meters of water and to not have your primary food sources die off. Who'd have thought?
In entertainment news, here's the story that's all over my friends list this evening. I'm not sure whether this is more or less disgusting than the trailer I saw for Constantine. Okay, it's worse, but you have to admit that the latter is also a case of atrociously incorrect casting.
Finally, if anyone in the Hogtown area is looking for a place to live or knows someone who is, pleasepleaseplease get in touch with me. I need a new next door neighbour.
Oh yeah, and he's just announced it on Elljay, so I can repeat it here: congratulations to
sphinctourist on the engagement. I bet it'll be a better wedding than the last one I attended.
