2004 in review
Jan. 2nd, 2005 03:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sabotabbySo, because I want to be just like ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rote, I shamelessly stole his idea and came up with a list of some highlights of the last year. As I look over my journal, I realized that despite the year beginning with a revelation of infidelity on the part of my ex and ending with mass horror and death, I seem to have had a pretty good time.
* There were two weddings and a funeral (sort of).
* I got into two fights with neo-Nazis, which was enough to get my name on Stormfront's hitlist and a guest appearance in Ernst Zundel's shitty Nazi movie. Despite my best attempts to annoy the hell of their similiarly-minded friends in the Jewish community, I failed a second year in a row to get my name on the Masada2000 SHIT (Self-Hating Israel Traitor) list.
* I joined two secret societies, and no, if you don't know already, I'm not going to tell you which ones. That's why they're secret, wankers.
* I cemented my reputation as a drunken whore.
* Together with an initially small group of conspirators, I won LJ-stardom by turning some moron's racist community into an online multicultural orgy. I tried the same thing with the anti-France community, only to be foiled by a furry. Or a slimy, technically speaking.
* A whale exploded in Taiwan. I'd like to say the rest of the year was downhill from there, and in terms of global news it kind of was, but that's okay because it's hard to beat an exploding whale.
* I amused myself during a brief period of unemployment by making shitty e-toons about Eva Braun turning into a zombie. Later on, I wrote zombie porn. Or porn with zombies in it, anyway.
* I didn't get SARS, but I got to laugh at everyone who was too pussy to go to Toronto because they were afraid of catching it.
* I'm grabbing Barbie's arse in this picture.
* I learned how to make curry.
* I caved into e-pressure and started saying "teh interwebs" in casual conversation, confusing the hell out of those less nerdy than I.
* I still didn't finish the goddamned novel.
* I ended this list before it turned into another self-pity fest. Yay!
rote, I shamelessly stole his idea and came up with a list of some highlights of the last year. As I look over my journal, I realized that despite the year beginning with a revelation of infidelity on the part of my ex and ending with mass horror and death, I seem to have had a pretty good time.* There were two weddings and a funeral (sort of).
* I got into two fights with neo-Nazis, which was enough to get my name on Stormfront's hitlist and a guest appearance in Ernst Zundel's shitty Nazi movie. Despite my best attempts to annoy the hell of their similiarly-minded friends in the Jewish community, I failed a second year in a row to get my name on the Masada2000 SHIT (Self-Hating Israel Traitor) list.
* I joined two secret societies, and no, if you don't know already, I'm not going to tell you which ones. That's why they're secret, wankers.
* I cemented my reputation as a drunken whore.
* Together with an initially small group of conspirators, I won LJ-stardom by turning some moron's racist community into an online multicultural orgy. I tried the same thing with the anti-France community, only to be foiled by a furry. Or a slimy, technically speaking.
* A whale exploded in Taiwan. I'd like to say the rest of the year was downhill from there, and in terms of global news it kind of was, but that's okay because it's hard to beat an exploding whale.
* I amused myself during a brief period of unemployment by making shitty e-toons about Eva Braun turning into a zombie. Later on, I wrote zombie porn. Or porn with zombies in it, anyway.
* I didn't get SARS, but I got to laugh at everyone who was too pussy to go to Toronto because they were afraid of catching it.
* I'm grabbing Barbie's arse in this picture.
* I learned how to make curry.
* I caved into e-pressure and started saying "teh interwebs" in casual conversation, confusing the hell out of those less nerdy than I.
* I still didn't finish the goddamned novel.
* I ended this list before it turned into another self-pity fest. Yay!
