Cheer me up?

[sabotabby]

I'm not going to do the radio silence thing, although I'm a little tempted. Orders from above are to stop angsting and act like everything is normal.

Yeah. Right.

I know a few of you have been in similar circumstances. Did you find it hard to answer when the barrista at your local coffee shop said "Hey, how are you?"

So right now I want my mind off my problems. I'm refinishing my dresser, and yes, this is avoidance and denial. But I need more. Book recommendations, a chance to make fun of someone, funny links, links to zombie porn, dead baby jokes, good political rants, pictures of kittens. Whatever. Just...help me think about something else? Please?