avast!

[sabotabby]

Arrr! Ahoy, me hearties! Today I'll be makin' certain authors, employers, co-workers, and sundry scurvy dogs walk t' plank if they don't stop houndin' me t' moment I walk into t' office.

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, scallywags.

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