Cheatsheet of Freedom: Endhiran
Mar. 28th, 2011 06:12 pmPreviously on Cheatsheet of Freedom, I have watched a bunch of movies so that you don't have to. Last night,
misslynx,
lgbtech, and
cleasai came over with Endhiran. I thought that I should review this movie, but there weren't really words. There had to be screenshots.
So for the first time,
sabotabby watched a movie so that you will have to.
Some things about Endhiran:
1. It is the most expensive and highest-grossing Indian movie of all time.
2. It's Kollywood's answer to every Western sci-fi movie ever made. If you want to drink while watching it (though I didn't; you don't need to be drunk to watch it), you could probably make a drinking game of every reference.
3. It's about three hours long.
4. It's a musical.
5. It's kind of like the inside of an eight-year-old boy's brain, if the eight-year-old in question had more money than God.
6. Tamil action heroes are apparently all pudgy middle-aged men.
7. This review can't possibly begin to give you an idea of how face-meltingly awesome this movie is.
( you are not prepared )
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Some things about Endhiran:
1. It is the most expensive and highest-grossing Indian movie of all time.
2. It's Kollywood's answer to every Western sci-fi movie ever made. If you want to drink while watching it (though I didn't; you don't need to be drunk to watch it), you could probably make a drinking game of every reference.
3. It's about three hours long.
4. It's a musical.
5. It's kind of like the inside of an eight-year-old boy's brain, if the eight-year-old in question had more money than God.
6. Tamil action heroes are apparently all pudgy middle-aged men.
7. This review can't possibly begin to give you an idea of how face-meltingly awesome this movie is.
( you are not prepared )