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[sabotabby]

New Gaybortion!: Ponies.

I died in the Dungeon of Sabotabby

I was killed in a crumbling cave by Ocicat Bengals the giant spider, whilst carrying...

the Sceptre of Sexmoneymagic, the Crown of Threepunchstuff, the Shield of Zombie Porn, the Sword of Utopia, the Amulet of Yiddish Curses, the Sceptre of Pranks, the Amulet of Zapatistas, the Armour of Sfslim, a Figurine of Ex Cowboy, the Sceptre of Sailors, the Dagger of Eyelidlessness, the Amulet of Teapolitik, the Crown of Neoplasm, a Figurine of Lostnorange, the Sword of Utopia, the Shield of Zombie Porn, the Amulet of Jordansc, the Amulet of Curry, the Dagger of Marinetti, the Sword of Lollerskates, the Wand of Geneticallydead, the Sceptre of Dorianeldritch, the Sword of Reverendgraham, the Axe of Art Terrorism, the Dagger of Checkpoints, a Figurine of Bike4fish, the Amulet of Schramm, the Wand of Eyean Nut Tree, the Shield of Thetomguy, the Crown of Lokilokust, the Amulet of M@b, a Figurine of Nom De Grr, the Sceptre of Sailors, the Amulet of Nestor Makhno, the Crown of Peches Ninon, the Amulet of Tamalimaghribia, a Figurine of Jenlight, the Dagger of Enile, the Sceptre of Itzxaxnewxday, the Dagger of Flyonthewall , the Armour of Laurier57, the Amulet of Emmainbolivia, the Dagger of Vicvegas, a Figurine of Kchew, a Figurine of Zingerella and 444 gold pieces.

Score: 747

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Things I want out of this: a Shield of Zombie Porn, an Amulet of Yiddish Curses, and Amulet of Curry, a Sceptre of Sailors, an Amulet of Nestor Makhno, an Axe of Art Terrorism (definitely), and maybe a Sword of Utopia. I also appreciated that my dungeon had Zapatista tapestries and carvings depicting icons with correct spelling.

By the way, what is an owlbear? roter_terror was one, and that seems appropriate somehow.

Also, is anyone else suspicious about LJ's Very Special Message to All of Us today? "No, you're not old or anything...but we want to know when your birthday is. So that we can purge you geezers from LJ-land and exile you to Vox send you a card or something."