I guess we have a theme for my next mixed CD

[sabotabby]

Frank Sinatra will turn you gay.

I'm surprised it took them this long, but some fundie group has finally compiled a list of bands that will make you gay. Neither Kids on TV nor Hidden Cameras made the cut, leaving k.d. lang to represent Canada, but Elton John and the Indigo Girls are on there twice, on account of the fact that they are really, really gay.


The Spores
Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Merzbau
Ravi Shankar
Wilco
Bjork
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Interpol
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
Le Tigre
The Gossip
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
Morrissey(?questionable?)
The Pet Shop Boys
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground
Madonna
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Eminmen
Nirvana
Boy George*
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Motorhead
Jill Sobule
Wilson Phillips
DMX
Lisa Loeb
Dogstar
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Hinder
Nickleback
Justus Kohncke
Bob Mould
Clay Aiken
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Corinne Bailey Rae
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John(really gay)

Um, the Stones? Really?

The non-gay list is a lot shorter, and is "safe" by virtue of being utterly unlistenable. Except for Cyndi Lauper, I guess.

Shall we make suggestions? I'm on a Magnetic Fields kick lately.

(Hat tip: trollprincess.)