For the record, if you write to the Prime Minister of Canada about—well, anything, really—this is what you will get in your mail.

I didn't even get the flunky. I got the flunky of the flunky. I am pretty sure that this is the best form letter ever.

I didn't even get the flunky. I got the flunky of the flunky. I am pretty sure that this is the best form letter ever.