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[sabotabby]

I had a dream last night about a golem made of cornflakes. I don't remember much else except that his girlfriend eventually came to terms with it because it was better than him being completely dead. Except he was then ground into cornmeal so she tried to at least make a pancake out of him.

A sentient pancake. That fell apart when she put also sentient orange jam on him, because her baking skills left something to be desired.

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The real question is was this dream better than watching Greg MacPherson bow to a crowd of Maritimers heckles and play "Company Store" in an all-out performance even though he clearly would have preferred not to?

I think not.

[sabotabby]

Of course. The one time I don't go is the one time he played it.

Not passing out from exhaustion in front of a crowd of Maritimers and utterly embarrassing myself was probably worth it.