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[sabotabby]

I had a dream last night about a golem made of cornflakes. I don't remember much else except that his girlfriend eventually came to terms with it because it was better than him being completely dead. Except he was then ground into cornmeal so she tried to at least make a pancake out of him.

A sentient pancake. That fell apart when she put also sentient orange jam on him, because her baking skills left something to be desired.

Comments

[dobrovolets.livejournal.com]

I love the phrase "sentient pancake".

[sabotabby]

It was horrible in the dream, though.

[lienne.livejournal.com]

Your brain is almost as magnificently peculiar as mine!

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

A potential cereal killer

[sabotabby]

You had to.

[lokilokust.livejournal.com]

that sounds ludicrously sad.

[culpster.livejournal.com]

I can picture this like I was there. Prize winning dream, dude.

[sabotabby]

There was backstory, too. Something about a lake and an epic battle. I just can't remember it.

[monster-grrrl.livejournal.com]

Dating food has never worked out particularly well for me.

That dream would make an excellent short film, though.

[marrythebed.livejournal.com]

Did you watch Grey's Anatomy last night??

[sabotabby]

I don't think I've ever watched it.

[marrythebed.livejournal.com]

It's a terrible show. But anyway, the night before your dream there was an episode in which a woman's husband is completely covered in bumpy scales and she isn't sure if she can be with him anymore. So that's a coincidence!

[retinal-strain.livejournal.com]

The real question is was this dream better than watching Greg MacPherson bow to a crowd of Maritimers heckles and play "Company Store" in an all-out performance even though he clearly would have preferred not to?

I think not.

[sabotabby]

Of course. The one time I don't go is the one time he played it.

Not passing out from exhaustion in front of a crowd of Maritimers and utterly embarrassing myself was probably worth it.

[snarkitysnarks.livejournal.com]

sentient pancakes

ahhh

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

everything about this is horrifying

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

I expect to see an army of these in ProsArch.

[sabotabby]

A cornflake golem would be right at home in the ProsArchverse.

[sabotabby]

ETA: Last night's dream was just a straight-up ProsArch dream, except with none of the ProsArch characters in it. Some dude was campaigning for mayor (no, real life isn't invading my unconscious mind at all) on the platform that he could stop machines from turning into monsters. And the sky had turned a sulfurous yellow but no one could see it because


wait for it


wait




the comic is in black and white.


RIMSHOT

[snarkitysnarks.livejournal.com]

omg

omg

this is so fitting to the comic it is fantastic


I am unsettlingly pleased

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

[kmittenz.livejournal.com]

This post hungers me.

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

It reminds my of a scene in Toy Story 3. 'Cept that was a sentient pita.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

Perfect description of a noodle kugel

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Did the golem have "fiber" written across his forehead?