An ode to girl boxers

[sabotabby]

Dear Girl Boxers,

Where have you been all my life?



Holy shit. Why isn't all underwear, save for your fancy lingerie and your tight-fitting undies that you need for tight-fitting clothes, in boxer form? This is a fucking revelation.



Is this why men are so much more chill in general? Because they don't have fabric riding up their asses constantly? I think this might be the case.

Oh Girl Boxers, and in particular, cute Girl Boxers that come in pink and black and have skulls and polka dots on them, how I adore thee and the freedom of movement you bring!



With love,
Sabs

Comments

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

pssst... not all boys like boxers...

[sabotabby]

I know this from my learnings. And certain types of male attire, like skinny jeans, do not go well with boxers.

This said, boy briefs are 200% more comfy than what girls usually get.

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I could probably live with string-like underwear (he said confidently, having never had to). But the one time US Airways lost my luggage and I was stuck in Glasgow with no clothes, I bought a pack of briefs from Asda (I think it was at least). They managed to cover exactly *half* of each cheek.

[sabotabby]

This is like 99.99% of all women's underwear, except granny panties (which I won't wear because "granny" and "panties" are two words that should not go next to each other) and "boy shorts," which heretofore have been the best type of underwear I've been able to find, and are essentially the equivalent of briefs.