Left Behind II

I was feeling really down, but luckily, Jesus sent me a miracle. Not a solution to my woes -- no, that kind of thing doesn't happen in real life -- but a showing of Left Behind II: Tribulation Force on the Christian Television Network. This was awesome, because mocking Leviticans is just what was needed to cheer your humble narrator up a bit.

Anyway, I haven't read or seen any of the Left Behind products before, but I've been reading Slacktivist's reviews of the first book, so I knew what I was getting into here. If you think you're going to be lost, you can check out the archives, but they did a nice job of summarizing the first book in about 30 seconds of the movie.

What follows is my summary of the movie so that you can know the Word of God without watching Kirk Cameron from Growing Pains making a damned fool out of himself.

( Spoilers, ahoy! )

Left Behind II

I was feeling really down, but luckily, Jesus sent me a miracle. Not a solution to my woes -- no, that kind of thing doesn't happen in real life -- but a showing of Left Behind II: Tribulation Force on the Christian Television Network. This was awesome, because mocking Leviticans is just what was needed to cheer your humble narrator up a bit.

Anyway, I haven't read or seen any of the Left Behind products before, but I've been reading Slacktivist's reviews of the first book, so I knew what I was getting into here. If you think you're going to be lost, you can check out the archives, but they did a nice job of summarizing the first book in about 30 seconds of the movie.

What follows is my summary of the movie so that you can know the Word of God without watching Kirk Cameron from Growing Pains making a damned fool out of himself.

( Spoilers, ahoy! )