THIS IS A SNOUTRAGE

[sabotabby]

David Cameron, metaphorical pigfucker, is also apparently a literal pigfucker. (Bless the British press—you won't often hear me say that—for immediately supplying the internet with lots of pictures of Cameron holding pigs.)

[An alleged eyewitness] even claimed another member of the group has photographic evidence of the alleged act.

But the individual who is said to own the picture did not respond to approaches by the authors.

Oh hey, fortunately there's video! NSFW, obviously.

Hats off to you, Britain. Your Prime Minister fucked a dead pig. You beat our crack-smoking mayor and Peegate. I now feel secure in the knowledge that nothing that happens in Canadian politics will ever live up to how fucking insane that is.



Meanwhile, lovely Corbyn, alas, is set for a reenactment of one of my other favourite British political dramas. Although apparently he's a vegetarian and so if he doesn't win the next election with the slogan, "at least we don't fuck pigs," he needs better advisors.

Comments

[mle292.livejournal.com]

Excellent post! I really think that Porky adds a nice touch. He looks so happy and inviting.

[sabotabby]

Also he's not wearing pants and his mouth is open.

OH GOD I DISGUST MYSELF BUT I CAN'T STOP.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

What.

[sabotabby]

This is a thing that happened. Probably. Maybe. But definitely. Search your heart; you know it to be true.

[smhwpf.livejournal.com]

I am at work, so alas I cannot view this video.

SRSLY, THERE IS VIDEO??? OMG THIS MUST SURELY GO VIRAL!!!

So there's his petition, since the BBC started referring to Jeremy Corbyn as "The left-wing leader of the Labour Party", that they should start referring to Cameron as "The right-wing Prime Minister". Clearly this needs to be amended to "The right-wing, coke-snorting, pig-fucking Prime Minister".

Also clearly someone needs to follow him around wearing a pig mask.

Also, opposition spokespeople need to regularly use the phrase "pig-headed" in reference to government policies. As in "The government's pig-headed refusal to acknowledge the link between fitness-for-work tests and claimant suicides", pig-headed adherence to failed austerity policies, etc.

LABOUR NEEDS TO GO PIG ON THIS!!!

[sabotabby]

The video is the first episode of Black Mirror, which did not get nearly enough love, and now hopefully will.

If the opposition doesn't go whole hog on this, they don't deserve to take the Tories down.

[ironed_orchid]

Pig-headed is the perfect (snide, knowing, but completely unremarkable) word to use at every opportunity.

[sabotabby]

I mean it fit him anyway, but now it fits him like a Fleshlight.

[ltmurnau.livejournal.com]

+2 for mention of A Very British Coup, one of my favourite bits of TV!

Rumours of a military coup swam around freely in the 1970s too, helped along with a private army led by David Stirling, creator of the SAS:

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/jan/09/politics.past

[sabotabby]

God, I loved it. I need to read the book too.

This does not surprise me.

[(Anonymous)]

Book's not as exciting, and the story is slightly different (e.g. there's an accident at a nuclear reactor).
But still worth a look.

Brian (ltmurnau)

[sabotabby]

It's on the list, anyway.

[ironed_orchid]

It has been the best day.

I just keep thinking about what Malcolm Tucker could do with material like this.

[sabotabby]

Somewhere in a parallel universe, he is having the best day of his life. I am mad disappoint in the TTOI fandom for not immediately providing me with fic (though it has been proposed that Jamie keeps texting Malcolm pictures of pigs, and Malcolm sends a gift basket of Percy Pigs to Number 10, thank you Tumblr), but in fairness, they are laughing too hard. I wish the show was still on.

I await a statement from Armando Iannucci (too busy winning an Emmy for VEEP, I guess).

Alastair Campbell has weighed in though. He seems to be enjoying himself: https://twitter.com/campbellclaret

[ironed_orchid]

I can completely understand about laughing too hard.

The thing that completely tipped me over the edge was Pig's Mouth Strikes Again.

[sabotabby]

OH GOD that. I was crying.

[ironed_orchid]

Same. It was amazing.

[ironed_orchid]

Labour has no comment on the David Cameron story. But it has been handing out Percy Pig sweets

Ahahahhahahahahha

[sabotabby]

Bless.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Has politics always been this fucking weird?

[sabotabby]

I think so. I remember learning in Grade 10 history that Catherine the Great died from fucking a horse. Not true (unlike #piggate, which is true) but a vicious rumour started by her enemies.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

So of course LULZ at Hameron.

But WTF about the Corbyn threat? Like - this isn't from any sort of official position, right? Just some rogue upper level jackass (Like how we have a few assholes that say shit if they don't like the liberal leadership)?

Off to read the article, but christ.

[sabotabby]

I can't tell how serious it is. They had better not be serious; Corbyn is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good and pure for this world.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

Well done, Britain. We were threatening the world with a moldy potato that spouts racism, you went right for the snout throat.

[sabotabby]

I can't believe they topped #crackgate and #peegate. My nation hangs its head in shame.