Help make sabotabby's life a trite-bullshit-free zone!

Word of advice. If someone tells you that they're suffering—whether the pain is mental or physical—a good thing to avoid saying is: "Everything happens for a reason."

There is really no way in which that sentence can be interpreted that is not horrendously offensive.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Committee Against You Getting Punched In Your Smug Face.