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[sabotabby]

I was wondering why I was having such a good day at work, and then I realized that it was because I wasn't wearing any pants.

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[human-loser.livejournal.com]

I'm totally gonna ask for context here, even though I kinda don't want to...

[sabotabby]

My office has relaxed its dress code. A lot.

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Are you wearing a skirt?

[sabotabby]

No.

[mcsokrates.livejournal.com]

no pants as in wearing a skirt/shorts, or no pants as in chilling in one's underthings?

(apologies on the other comment, I'm at my girlfriend's apartment, and such things occasionally happen)

[sabotabby]

See above. ;)

[forunlawfulck.livejournal.com]

What>>

[sabotabby]

Oh, you don't really want an explanation, do you?

[theyuck.livejournal.com]

clothes are overrated anyway.

[sabotabby]

I agree. Especially when my apartment is a million degrees and I can't turn on the air conditioner for fear of blowing the power.

I just gave it away, didn't I?

[swear-jar.livejournal.com]

Down with pants!

That joke really can't be made enough.

[sabotabby]

No, no it can't.

[frippy.livejournal.com]

I'm weird in that I can't get anything done at home unless I put on pants first. Even when it's hot. I just feel extremely unmotivated without pants. I envy people who can work effectively in their underwear (or less).

[sabotabby]

Admittedly, I just took them off to write the post. I have to put them back on now to go outside and grab lunch.

[dobrovolets.livejournal.com]

Life is best without pants.

[sabotabby]

Very much so.

[geneticallydead.livejournal.com]

In summer, my house is a pants-free zone. Get home, drop keys, take off pants. I don't like winter because it involves so many clothes...

I think offices should introduce Pants-less Fridays...

[sabotabby]

In my office, that would be bad for two reasons: a pants-less boss, and being pants-less with the boss around. It's fine if it's just me and my cat. He doesn't ogle. Much.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

It's because you read that strip club post of mine, isn't it? ;)

[sabotabby]

Yes.

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

[sabotabby]

Those would make my butt look big. Or anyone's, judging by the cut.

Also, I'd have a momentously hard time resisting the temptation to add the WTC to that scene, as I'm a bad person and a half-decent artist.

[lokilokust.livejournal.com]

lkdjglskajnadvslkjdsa!!!

[lokilokust.livejournal.com]

MAN WITH NO PANTS FORFEIT COMMAND!

[sabotabby]

Good think I'm not a man. ;)