Why get a Mastodon when this is happening?

[sabotabby]

 Twitter: Immolates under Elon's piss-poor management.
Twitter users: flock to Tumblr to see what's been happening there.
Tumblr: I made you a new Martin Scorsese movie, would you like to see it?
Twitter: WTAF????
Tumblr: It comes with 200 fanfics and Marxist film theory discourse.

Facebook, over in the corner: probably doing a genocide or something idk

Seriously though the Martin Scorsese movie is incredible.

Comments

[sabotabby]

It's not intuitive. Best thing to do is go to Tumblr and search for goncharov or goncharov (1973) and just lose an entire night to it.

If you want a succinct explanation, hussyknee has a good one.

[lynnenne]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT LINK. The CNN “Breaking News” banner made me lose my shit laughing. And the crawl: “Elon Musk found dead in a dumpster after proclaiming he will buy Tumblr.com”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sabotabby]

Welcome to the parallel universe where things are slightly less shit.