Why get a Mastodon when this is happening?

[sabotabby]

 Twitter: Immolates under Elon's piss-poor management.
Twitter users: flock to Tumblr to see what's been happening there.
Tumblr: I made you a new Martin Scorsese movie, would you like to see it?
Twitter: WTAF????
Tumblr: It comes with 200 fanfics and Marxist film theory discourse.

Facebook, over in the corner: probably doing a genocide or something idk

Seriously though the Martin Scorsese movie is incredible.

Comments

[zephyr_phoenix]

LMAO!!!! I love it! <3

[sabotabby]

The internet is having a good one.

[zephyr_phoenix]

Uh huh. :P

[ioplokon]

adding goncharov to all my nights beats universe stories

[sabotabby]

I feel a certain way because Goncharov is exactly what I wanted Night Beats to be.

[ioplokon]

the name wasn't silly enough, i guess

[sabotabby]

There wasn't a shoe.

[ioplokon]

I am like, the shoe is an underrated merch option.

[sabotabby]

I don't even like the shoe and I want one.

[numb3r_5ev3n]

129 fics on A03 and counting!

[sabotabby]

I've been reblogging too hard to even read any of them!

[numb3r_5ev3n]

https://uquiz.com/quiz/oQFsA5?p=3809570 I got Ice Pick Joe!

[sabotabby]

I got Mirielle.

[numb3r_5ev3n]

The best thing ever would be if Scorsese actually makes it and the poster tagline is "Be Gay, Do Crime"

[sabotabby]

Has anyone approached him for comment yet? Lynda Carter would agree to be in it for sure.

[numb3r_5ev3n]

The Devil works fast, but TV Tropes editors work faster.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/Goncharov?from=Film.Goncharov

[greylock]

God bless TV Tropes. Now I now what is going on.

[sabotabby]

omg bless

[flamingsword]

Your Result:
Goncharov

The man, the myth, the Gonch. The life of every party, the Moscow Miracle. But underneath? Well, what is there underneath? When it's not parties and drugs and murdering, what are you? Maybe you don't even know. No queue, we die like many (while incredibly high).

[minoanmiss]

I love the community art aspects of this, bwee.

[sabotabby]

Saaaame!

[kore]

All the people bragging about Twitter being the trash site where you can be a goblin panda whatever: "...."

[sabotabby]

Tumblr: Hold my vodka.

[xturtle]

I was so confused for about ten posts and then I just started laughing like a weirdo. I'm going to have to explain it to my spouse soon, and that's going to be its own entertainment.

[sabotabby]

I wish there were IRL people around that I could explain it to. :(

[sara]

I hear Tumblr is working towards being intercompatible with Mastodon and I welcome it.

[sabotabby]

I like it being its own weird hellsite though.

[altamira16]

The Tumblr dude said that he was going to make Tumblr inter-operable with ActivityPub. That would mean that Tumblrs and Mastodon instances could have some cross-communication.

Both Tumblr and Mastodon gained more community in Twitter's epic fail. By adopting cross-compatibility, they may keep those communities going for longer.

The way that you can do the user name tag here for twitter or tumblr. Would that even be possible for Mastodon? Those types of little features that help communities talk to each other can lift up all the communities.

I think both Tumblr and Mastodon can do RSS, so there are some arguments for whether this is really necessary or not.

[sabotabby]

I think part of what makes Tumblr great is that it's weird, isolated, and unwieldy. The ideal thing would be to make each update clunkier.

[radiantfracture]

Great now I need to be on Tumblr

[sabotabby]

I mean, you can casually be on Tumblr. I've been doing it for ages. I disappear for 6 months and then I post 2000 things in an hour.

[lynnenne]

It comes with 200 fanfics and Marxist film theory discourse.

LOL! Now I want to read the discourse.

[sabotabby]

Check the tag. I've reblogged a lot of that stuff but good luck finding it under everything else I've reblogged.

[lynnenne]

I’ll take your word for it, I don’t know how to tumblr.

[sabotabby]

It's not intuitive. Best thing to do is go to Tumblr and search for goncharov or goncharov (1973) and just lose an entire night to it.

If you want a succinct explanation, hussyknee has a good one.

[lynnenne]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT LINK. The CNN “Breaking News” banner made me lose my shit laughing. And the crawl: “Elon Musk found dead in a dumpster after proclaiming he will buy Tumblr.com”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sabotabby]

Welcome to the parallel universe where things are slightly less shit.

I better get my Tumblr login back!

[franklanguage]

A few years I was having no luck logging in to Tumblr, so I gave up; I see I'd better try and get my login info back!

Re: I better get my Tumblr login back!

[sabotabby]

It's honestly worth figuring it out, or even making a new account, just for Goncharov content.

[smhwpf]

That is wild.

[sabotabby]

It's incredible. I thought I'd dreamed it and I woke up and it still existed.

Sandman fic about this:

[flamingsword]

http://archiveofourown.org/works/43214667

“Hob doesn't know why his students are asking him about a non-existent Scorsese film from 1973, but he has a feeling his oldest friend is somehow to blame."

Dream/Hob Gadling if that’s your thing.

Re: Sandman fic about this:

[sabotabby]

Ahahah that's gorgeous. And I'm all for Dream/Hob.

Re: Sandman fic about this:

[smhwpf]

Ha, I was thinking about that, that Goncharov (1973) by Martin Scorsese clearly now does exist in the Library of the Dreaming.

Re: Sandman fic about this:

[flamingsword]

I want to read the unredacted versions of books/plays/etc. by oppressed minorities. All the queer and BIPOC characters standing up for themselves and having agency would be amazing.