It's almost that time of year again

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While good Christian nations slide deeper into barbarism, the self-appointed guardians of everyone else's morality have their priorities straight: Holding back the tide of rampant Jews, Muslims, and atheists who want to herd Christians into camps and feed them to lions and such. In fact, the persecution of innocent Christians is the one thing that both Jews and Muslims agree is a really swell idea.

You might think that there are really deep historical reasons for this, but it's actually quite simple. We hate having to hear bloody Christmas carols everywhere we go.

Anyway, this is worth reading. (Hat tip to rackletang) Because, face it, it's been a depressing morning so far, and we all could use a smile. Fuck Christmas.

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You atheists just don't understand what it's like for us Christians.

Gorram it, I'm being persecuted here. Whenever I go to mass, rampant secularists invade my church and lob tear gas grenades and bear us all. But somehow we keep going. Wherever I walk, people spit at me in the streets because of the way I look. If I ever admit to anyone I'm a Christian, they immediately start haranguing me, "So how do you defend the crusades? What about the inquisition? Aren't you just all torturers and murderers" And then they throw eggs at me and beat me and throw me to the lions and stuff.

And, last Saturday, I was innocnently singing in the UWE singers carol service in Wells Cathedral, peacefully expressing my faith, when a whole bunch of politically-correct people invaded and broke the service up telling us we weren't allowed to sing those songs anymore, we had to sing "happy, happy holidays! Glory to the holidays!" so as not to offend anyone. It was heartbreaking. I dread to think what trials we will undergo at Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve. I doubt I will be around to post afterwords. But we must all learn to suffer for the sake of the Name.

Or, not.

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My favourite line of all time was an "exchange" of sorts between Kirk Cameron and the author of Sadly, No. Kirk was berating his readership for not suffering as Christians had throughout the ages -- had they really experienced having been thrown to the lions, crucified, being beheaded, etc. Sadly, No's response was, "Well, of course you haven't. You still have a head."