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[sabotabby]

The perfect thing for a shitty day:
Cats who talk. Talking cats. OMG.

Soon, they will develop opposable thumbs and humans will no longer be needed.

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[sabotabby]

It sounds like the kind of read that I'd appreciate, even though I'm far from being a young'un..

I am so sick of humans. Cats wouldn't even aim for galactic dominance. Why? Because it's more fun to sleep in sunbeams and catch mice. Which is why they're vastly superior to people.

[ironed_orchid]

So have you seen "New Earth", the first episode of the current series of Dr. Who?

The cats aren't entirely benevolent, cos, well, they're cats, but they do try to do the best they can for the miserable humans.

[sabotabby]

Oooh, I did. I often suspect that Doctor Who mines my brains, because there are often gratuitous zeppelins and cats* and such. I think those cats might have been a bit corrupted by religion, though. Actual cats would never be that cooperative.

* What am I talking about? Neither cats nor zeppelins are ever gratuitous.

[ironed_orchid]

Yes, they were oddly un-catlike. The zeppelins were great, but I couldn't help thinking of Michael Moorcock, cos alternative universes containing zeppelins are pretty standard in his books.

I think I need a Dr. Who icon. Damn fannish impulses.

[jhfurnish.livejournal.com]

I think I said that because I'm a man.

But I do want cats to take over. Now.