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[sabotabby]

Gaybortion! Two-For-One Special: Take that, Voldemort! and Shabbos Goy.

I just spilled coffee all over myself. And I'm wearing a white t-shirt. I seldom wear white, and I seldom spill coffee all over myself, so how does that work out?

Comments

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

The question is, did wearing the white t-shirt cause the spilliage, or did a predestined spillage cause you to wear the white t-shirt?

I never could get cause and effect straight.

[sabotabby]

Nor can I.

The other explanation is that I'm always a slob, but I only notice the stains when I'm wearing white. I so hope that's not the case.

[mojo-navigator.livejournal.com]

Time to start drinking milk, I reckon. You'll never have this problem ever again

[sabotabby]

But ewww. I hate the taste.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

You can substitute bailey's for milk in everything.

[sabotabby]

Yum.

[andreazenith.livejournal.com]

that is so damn true.

mmmmm, bailys.

[smhwpf.livejournal.com]

Clearly the coffee was just waiting for the perfect opportunity. It's well known that if you make coffee strong enough it becomes sentient.

[sabotabby]

Oh my. Sentient coffee is not a good idea.

[dobrovolets.livejournal.com]

The second one reminds me of a brief interchange I had this weekend, chatting about a demo on Saturday against the attacks on Palestine and Lebanon, for which several left groups were shamefully absent:

Elderly Jewish comrade, sarcastically: They must have not come because it was shabbes.
Me: They could have at least sent their shabbes goyim.

[sabotabby]

Hehehe.

[andreazenith.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

It means no more white t-shirts. =^.^=

(because the other option just isn't, well, an option!) MUAH!

*hugglies*
Anj

[sabotabby]

It's the eternal Coffee Conundrum—I am unfit for doing such complicated tasks as making coffee, pouring coffee, and drinking coffee out of something that isn't a sippy-cup until I have had at least one cup of coffee.

[andreazenith.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

My gawd. That is IT to a "t."

Now, if only we could add in there, "not letting the cats make me SPILL my first cup of coffay," would it be grand. LOL.