Oh okay

[sabotabby]

1. Grab the nearest book. (N.B. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.)
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag 5 people.

"See, I've studied pigeons, robins, merlins, Jabber knows what else, but I've not yet seen a fucking garuda up close. So I'm going to go hunting. I've put it off, but I think the time's come. I'm going to Spatters."

I tag the five of you who haven't done this meme already. You know who you are.

Comments

[sabotabby]

Oh, if curriculum documents count, my answer would be significantly more incomprehensible.

[zingerella.livejournal.com]

Heh. Page 123 is the end of a chapter. It has no fifth sentence. Nor fourth, nor third, nor second.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

HOW CONVENIENT!!

[zingerella.livejournal.com]

I could give you page 123 from THINK LITERACY: Cross-Curricular Approaches, Grades 7–12; SUBJECT-SPECIFIC Examples, Health and Physical Education, Grades 7–9, but I'm pretty sure you'd rather I didn't.

Oh, what the hell [all punctuation and grammar sic]:

"Distribute the Student Resource, Negative Consqeuences of Substance Use and Abuse - [sic] Template (Grade 8) or Jigsaw: Instructions—Healthy Eating Jigsaw Research Project Grade 10.
Assign each student to a "home group" of 3 - 5 students.
Assign each student to an "expert group," with a focus on researching a particular segment of the task (e.g., using alcohol during pregnancy, local health depts."

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

oy vey!
Nothing like the academics Of education.
I have been a teacher for 18 years now and the other day I had to go to the education library at my university to take out a book. There were a few abstracts from papers hanging in the elevator and I had absolutely no idea what they were about. Guess it is a miracle I can teach at all.

[zingerella.livejournal.com]

This is actually supposed to be a collection of activities, written out step-by-step, in an easy-to-follow format.

Heh. Education "experts" are very strange people.