Rig the vote!

[sabotabby]

So you have an election, and now we're going to have an election*, and I'm going to have that thing every year where I get all crusty about the NDP and then working for them anyway**. In the meantime, you can make everyone's day by participating in a decision-making process that your vote can actually influence.

That's right, people. Send gillen to Forks, WA. You know it'll be hilarious and he can eat BELLASAGNA and we can all have lolz.

Do it! Do it now!

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UPDATE: Comrade gillen has suggested that I am displaying Forksist tendencies. So while you are over there voting, make sure to denounce him for his lack of commitment to Sparkle Motion.

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ANOTHER UPDATE: I take it back. Comrade gillen is committed to Sparkle Motion after all, and deserves a commendation from the Party.

* Where should I flee to if Harper gets a majority? Venezuela again?

** Maybe not. Seeing as I'm in Layton's riding, I might vote for the Marxist-Leninists like I threaten to every year.

Comments

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

We have our nomination meeting tomorrow, with Alexa quitting just after I moved to the riding, the meanie. I've been being aggressively called & emailed for my vote at the meeting.

You live in Layton's riding? You poor dear. I haaaaate that man. Don's met him and Don haaaates him, too. And Don's much nicer than I am.

[sabotabby]

I suspect they'll be bothering me repeatedly soon. They usually do. I get annoyed.

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

I'm planning tea & cookies for the liberal nominee when they decide to come by.

*rubs hands together*

"Gee, I'm just a wee little girl with a wee little girl brain. Maybe you should explain again why Dion decided that doing his job would be a bad thing? I would get fired if I did that, tee hee! Cookie?"

[sabotabby]

I wonder if they'll come by my house! I mean, I am all bougie and part of the establishment now—they may want to solicit my support.

I could bring them up to my room and show them my Maoist kitsch.

[torontoteacher.livejournal.com]

I always invite my Conservative candidates in... I figure if I can string them along and use up resources with repeated calls and visits... it's only a good thing.

[sabotabby]

I...I love the way you think. So much.

[torontoteacher.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned that CleverMonkey did his first flyer drop at 2.5 years?

"Don't worry, we're not here for a visit, we're just bringing you your flyers from the Endeeepppeeeee."

[sabotabby]

Hahaha. Sounds like my childhood.

[audrawilliams.livejournal.com]

You got Megan Leslie! Megan Leslie is GREAT!

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

I thought her speech was awesome, I really did. She wasn't the person I was backing, but her speech really made me feel good about our candidate. She's very powerful, and I believe in her!