Rig the vote!

[sabotabby]

So you have an election, and now we're going to have an election*, and I'm going to have that thing every year where I get all crusty about the NDP and then working for them anyway**. In the meantime, you can make everyone's day by participating in a decision-making process that your vote can actually influence.

That's right, people. Send gillen to Forks, WA. You know it'll be hilarious and he can eat BELLASAGNA and we can all have lolz.

Do it! Do it now!

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UPDATE: Comrade gillen has suggested that I am displaying Forksist tendencies. So while you are over there voting, make sure to denounce him for his lack of commitment to Sparkle Motion.

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ANOTHER UPDATE: I take it back. Comrade gillen is committed to Sparkle Motion after all, and deserves a commendation from the Party.

* Where should I flee to if Harper gets a majority? Venezuela again?

** Maybe not. Seeing as I'm in Layton's riding, I might vote for the Marxist-Leninists like I threaten to every year.

Comments

[90pointmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Did you go? I would have except I got the e-mail a few hours too late.

[bcholmes.livejournal.com]

I did. I wasn't there for very long, but I heard the speechiness, and was there for the money hucksterin'.

[sabotabby]

No—as though I have a life outside of school anymore!