And your little dog too

[sabotabby]

Dear dude walking his yappy dog* as I was hauling out the garbage,

Yes, the garbage can is larger than I am and I was struggling to get it down the steps. No, taking out the trash is not my "boyfriend's job." I used to deliver barbecues for a living, pigfucker.

No love,
Sabs

P.S. If you were so concerned, you could have helped me.

* Not my neighbour. Different guy, different dog.

Comments

[sabotabby]

Well, I mostly looked clumsy, but in fairness, I could fit comfortably in said garbage can, and the steps were covered in snow.

I got tipped a lot when I did BBQ deliveries, though. People never expected to see a girl, even a girl with a shaved head.