And your little dog too

[sabotabby]

Dear dude walking his yappy dog* as I was hauling out the garbage,

Yes, the garbage can is larger than I am and I was struggling to get it down the steps. No, taking out the trash is not my "boyfriend's job." I used to deliver barbecues for a living, pigfucker.

No love,
Sabs

P.S. If you were so concerned, you could have helped me.

* Not my neighbour. Different guy, different dog.

Comments

[captainmushroom.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! I hope you gave him a look that burned a hole in his soul.

BTW, I love the fact that your footnote answered the first question that popped into my mind.

[sabotabby]

There are way too many small dogs in this neighbourhood.

[captainmushroom.livejournal.com]

Entirely.