And your little dog too

[sabotabby]

Dear dude walking his yappy dog* as I was hauling out the garbage,

Yes, the garbage can is larger than I am and I was struggling to get it down the steps. No, taking out the trash is not my "boyfriend's job." I used to deliver barbecues for a living, pigfucker.

No love,
Sabs

P.S. If you were so concerned, you could have helped me.

* Not my neighbour. Different guy, different dog.

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[dobrovolets.livejournal.com]

The converse of that: The clerk in the record store who chided me for having [spouse] carry a (light but awkwardly large) CD rack--when I was recovering from hernia surgery and under doctor's orders not to carry anything. I was so furious I almost got thrown out of that store.