AGENDA

[sabotabby]

1. Abortion mills to kill off any babies who have the potential to become white, heterosexual, or conservative.

2. Indoctrinate remaining babies into communism by putting fluoride in the water supply and beginning sex education in pre-school.

3. When children are old enough, force them into multiple marriages to box turtles. Weddings will be officiated by Islamofascist imams.

4. Weed out remaining undesirables by means of DEATH PANELS.

5. ...

6. PROFIT!

Comments

[dubaiwalla.livejournal.com]

I thought soshulists didn't believe in profits.

[sabotabby]

I'm a member of the International Jewish Bolshevik Conspiracy though. Capitalism for us, communism for the goyim.

[mcpreacher.livejournal.com]

we know how to deal with your kind

[sabotabby]

[mcpreacher.livejournal.com]

[sabotabby]

[tanyahp.livejournal.com]

GENIUS!

[sabotabby]

YOU DON'T THINK I BLEW IT BY PUTTING IT AN UNLOCKED ENTRY?

[mcpreacher.livejournal.com]

REMOVE THE PROFIT THAT IS THE EVIL IN YOUR HEART TALKING

[sabotabby]

PSHAW I AM A GREEDY CAPITALIST.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

I demand that you and your ilk give birth to the babies of the new nation. I promise to bake them Anti-Christ shaped cupcakes with penises in them.

[sabotabby]

The hell? I'm a sushi-eating, champagne-sipping, socialist, effete intellectual. As if I'm having babies.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

Good point. I apologize. Could the box turtles be drafted as host mothers then?

[realcdaae.livejournal.com]

Needs moar zombies!

[sabotabby]

Don't give away #5.

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

[sabotabby]

WHAT IS THAT PICTURE FROM?

MY BUNK. I WILL BE IN IT.

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

Found it with a google search for "communist fashion":
http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/30/china-fashion-week-roundup/

heh.

[homewardangel.livejournal.com]

holy hell but do i love the above.

(can i re-post, please? i long to share the awesome)

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

please do. :)

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand this is why I lurve you.

Can I be part of your conspiracy, or do I need to be an International Jewish Bolshevik first?

If I can join, do I need to bring cupcakes, or will chocolate chip cookies suffice?

Re the above

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

I promise to bake them in controversial and child-mind-warping shapes.

Re: Re the above

[sabotabby]

As long as they have penises, hammers and sickles, or Satan on them.

Re: Re the above

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

OMGYAY!

[on-se-dit-tu.livejournal.com]

Oh so that's how the Canadians do it?

[sadie-sabot.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha!

just leave my damn underwear alone m'kay????

[ironed_orchid]

It's like utopia!

[purveyorofchaos.livejournal.com]

BUT DO WE GET TO WEAR TINFOIL HATS?

[pofflewomp.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me - but I'd rather have the weddings officiated by druids if you don't mind, and I'm a liberal at heart so I'm for sterilisation instead of death panels.

Carbon Dioxide, We Call It Life

[cerulean-knight.livejournal.com]

God, I honestly didn't think anyone outside the midwest and Alaska actually believed the whole "death panels" thing, until I heard coworkers talking about it as truth yesterday.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I am. The wingnuttery here has gotten so bad that they have to keep pushing the envelope to remain shocking.

[marsianer.livejournal.com]

Best conspiracy evah.