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Via [livejournal.com profile] hayleysaurusrex, an interesting, if nonsensical creationist page about vestigial organs. I do not understand any of this as it is clearly written by moon people or something, but look how awesome evolution is compared to creationism:



That's right, you godless heathens! Evolution will give you a face like Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean and eye-nipples.

Wait, why is this a problem? Evolution is badass.

[livejournal.com profile] roter_terror, who also posted an excellent analysis of capitalism and health care, also informed the internets about a BBC miniseries called the Fall of Eagles, which reportedly stars Patrick Stewart as Lenin.

Evidence:



I clearly need to see this, like, yesterday.

Date: 2009-09-05 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syndicalist.livejournal.com
Re: that top diagram - laugh out loud.

Is it basically saying that if evolution was correct, people would look like the mutant on the right? Or, in other words, "if things weren't how they are now, they'd be some other way" ...? I like it when creationists make that argument.

If that's what it's even saying! I can't really tell.

Man, that series looks good, if it indeed it's Stewart as Lenin.

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Date: 2009-09-05 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burkesworks.livejournal.com
I believe it's available again on DVD. One of those quality historical dramas the BBC do so well, packed with the cream of British character actors; good to see Patrick playing a villain :) Incidentally, Alexander Kerensky is played by Bishop Brennan off Father Ted.

How come they have Evolution Man mixed up with one of the Great Old Ones? It's the tentacles that gives it away.

Date: 2009-09-05 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frippy.livejournal.com
Right, humans must be the product of perfect creation because we don't have any vestigial parts, like tailbones, appendices, or wisdom teeth.

Date: 2009-09-05 03:05 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-09-05 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frippy.livejournal.com
Also, vestigial parts are fairly logical -- snakes have vestigial nubs where their four-legged ancestors had legs, humans have tailbones at the end of their spines. I'd hate to see the monstrosity from which Vestigial Man had evolved from.

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Date: 2009-09-05 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
Evolution Man was obviously created in the city Ry'leh, sent to our world to drive the Creationists MAD!

MAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Patrick Stewart as Lenin is Hawt, almost as Hawt as Geoffrey Rush as Trotsky in "Frida".

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Date: 2009-09-05 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absinthetic.livejournal.com
Eumelia, I like your icon. :) If you want to buy the shirt that goes with it, here's the link:

http://absinthetic.etsy.com

(pre-sale ends Monday night, so tell your friends!)

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Date: 2009-09-05 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie-miller.livejournal.com
why is "vestigial man" covered with dicks?

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lenin

Date: 2009-09-05 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apperception.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHA

Date: 2009-09-05 03:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ironed_orchid
So evolution wants us to watch futanari? I can cope with that.

Date: 2009-09-05 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tempesta-x.livejournal.com
I didn't notice the eye-nipples until you pointed them out, and now I want to lurk into a corner and cry because omfgasAKAJS;-.Sm brb dying slowly that is like my worst nightmare come true (besides this one where James Dean has aged enough to be my grandparent).

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Date: 2009-09-05 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pofflewomp.livejournal.com
Wow! I'd shag evolution man any day! I found a parsnip that looked like him on the allotment. It was cool!

They don't seem to have explained the purpose of the created man's nipples or autumnal leaves, nor his little toes.

Date: 2009-09-05 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pofflewomp.livejournal.com
You know, this has done more to cheer me up in my misery-pit than even all the lovely, kind posts! I was on the verge of bursting into tears of depression and now am spilling my tea with laughter. Thank you!!!!!!! You genius!

Date: 2009-09-05 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistersmearcase.livejournal.com
A bunch of those appear to be penises. I'm just saying that guy would be real popular in certain circles.

Date: 2009-09-05 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_ex_cowboy/
look up juan baptista dos santos. god bless intelligent design.

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Date: 2009-09-05 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_ex_cowboy/
we evolved from very simple organisms to more complex ones, where the hell did this person get the "we would have millions of them" argument? they are improved versions of former iterations, not random patterns where you wake up with a penis bouquet growing out of your knee.

the fact that this person exists is proof of evolution from lower life forms and those "useless", "pointless", "senseless" tags should be affixed to a photo of the author.

Date: 2009-09-05 08:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com
This si truly mind-boggling. Whatever will those wacky creationists come up with next?

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Date: 2009-09-05 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roter-terror.livejournal.com
If you want more good Creationist times, check out some Kent Hovind videos on Google Video. He PROVES that liberals teach evolution from monkeys because they want us to act like monkeys and that Darwin, Hitler and Marx invented evolution for their insidious ends! Truly eye-opening.

But seriously, I'm pretty sure "Just Because" describes creationism far better than evolution. Only Nuwaubianism and the belief that Dolphins came from Sirius/that autistic children are just dolphins in human form exceed that kind of creationism in stupidity.

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Date: 2009-09-05 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robotar.livejournal.com
is there any reason WHY they so blatantly look like dicks? i just don't get it.
i also see no mention of the appendix on that site, which is a pretty blatant vestigal organ...

Date: 2009-09-05 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
which reportedly stars Patrick Stewart as Lenin.

Holy shit!!! I'm excited already.

Date: 2009-09-06 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rojonoir.livejournal.com
Oh, almost forgot. Speaking of evolution... Atheist Nightmare - Sexy Banana:

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