Bad apocalyptic Christian graphics!
Dec. 19th, 2004 02:01 pmI dropped by
all4israel and found a gem!
Ezekiel 33 Graphics has what might possibly be the most hideous array of badly Photoshopped fundy Christian graphics I've seen since the last anti-abortion site upon which I stumbled. Complete with little white jaggedy borders, cheesy script fonts, and spelling mistakes, my cat has shat out more artistic things than are hosted on this site.
So I needed to share the pain.

Nothing "suprises" me anymore. Not even rotating type.

Well, in that case...

I can never tell, being a self-hating Jew and all, but is this anti-semitic?

Apocalypse yay! (Check out the border.)

I'm here to zap you with my Jesus-power.

Ugliest. Jesus. Ever.
This freak even pimps outher his own child on the site. I hope she he realizes that this kid is going to grow up to be a gay liberal and rebel against everything she he holds dear.

"Hi. I'm going to get to go to heaven before you do!"
EDIT: Upon further research, it seems that the creative genius in question is actually a guy. Sorry about that! He also posted some information about his family. I'm sure it's really touching, but I was bored and drunk, so I didn't read it. I did make the following "adjustment" to one of his Photoshopped pictures of his son.

Ezekiel 33 Graphics has what might possibly be the most hideous array of badly Photoshopped fundy Christian graphics I've seen since the last anti-abortion site upon which I stumbled. Complete with little white jaggedy borders, cheesy script fonts, and spelling mistakes, my cat has shat out more artistic things than are hosted on this site.
So I needed to share the pain.

Nothing "suprises" me anymore. Not even rotating type.

Well, in that case...

I can never tell, being a self-hating Jew and all, but is this anti-semitic?

Apocalypse yay! (Check out the border.)

I'm here to zap you with my Jesus-power.

Ugliest. Jesus. Ever.
This freak even pimps out

"Hi. I'm going to get to go to heaven before you do!"
EDIT: Upon further research, it seems that the creative genius in question is actually a guy. Sorry about that! He also posted some information about his family. I'm sure it's really touching, but I was bored and drunk, so I didn't read it. I did make the following "adjustment" to one of his Photoshopped pictures of his son.
