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I'm going out of order here, because the next Blogcember prompt was about pizza preferences (which I do want to write about!), and it felt a bit weird to have a serious post about Nelson Mandela that's getting linked to all over the place, followed by a post about pizza.

Anyway, [livejournal.com profile] maeve66 asked: "What you're going to do in Morocco! Also, what is a VLPA or some gathering of similar initials?"

So! The background to this is that I've wanted to go to Morocco since I was a little kid. This is as a result of knowing someone who went and came back with photos of the architecture, and also reading way too much William S. Burroughs at far too early an age. MY CHILDHOOD TRAVEL DREAM AND I'M DOING IT, you guys.

I'm going on a tour, because that's the only reasonable way to see all the places I want to see in a short period of time and my command of French leaves much to be desired. (My command of Arabic is non-existent.) I'll be in North Morocco: Casablanca, Rabat, Fez, Chefchaouen, and Marrakech. What I'm doing? Seeing stuff. As much stuff as possible. Particularly architecture.

VLAP is the thing that makes the whole thing possible. See, when you're a teacher, you get crazy amounts of vacation (and need it). But it's only at Christmas Break (when it's expensive to fly and most people have some sort of obligation), March Break (a week long), and summer. You can't take vacation any other time. I'm not complaining, and I'm totally willing to pay more because the perks of my job are awesome, but the thing with Morocco is that the temperatures average around 90-100°F in summer. I am actually willing to endure that for the sake of my childhood dream, but the friend I'm going with is much more sensible than I am.

Now! Rewind back to the shitty contract we got enforced on us last year. As shitty as it was, like most neoliberal economic ideas, it was short-sighted and actually didn't save anyone that much money. (When we had 20 bankable sick days a year, the average teacher took 7—and I took way less than that until I got Maggie. Now we get 11 non-bankable sick days, and there is zero motivation to not take all 11, since we lose them otherwise. A supply teacher costs $250 a day. Your homework, boys, girls, and genderqueers, is to do the math.)

In another effort to save money, the Board started offering a Voluntary Leave of Absence Program (VLAP), where you can take up to five days of unpaid leave. That amounts to a substantial pay cut, but I saw that and went, "fuck it, I can attach it to my March Break and go to Morocco! Hells yeah!"

And that's what I'm doing. Because childhood dream.

Date: 2013-12-07 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsewhereangel.livejournal.com
Is riding a camel scheduled absolutely anywhere on this agenda? If so, can we expect pictures?

Date: 2013-12-07 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodliver.livejournal.com
I feel so happy for you. Seriously. Travel. Childhood dream. What could be better.

Date: 2013-12-07 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symbioid.livejournal.com
Hellz yeah, that is awesome! :) I hope it rocks hard. I have to admit whenever I think of Morocco I think of Brion Gysin, and how you just should smoke a shit ton of Hashish.

How much more Orientalizing can I get?

Still - squeeee :D

Date: 2013-12-07 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karinmollberg.livejournal.com
Just do it as marketing suggests! I did my Egypt dream, partly, so am going back. Morocco will come later, maybe with a special guide and "group": the husband of one of my cousins is from the south. Traveling must be the best choice to spend your time when you get the chance. Please take pics...

Date: 2013-12-07 03:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ironed_orchid
I'm so excited for you. Morocco is in my top three of non-English-speaking countries where I want to go.

Date: 2013-12-07 05:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ironed_orchid
Peru and the Czech Republic. There are many others, but those have been my top three for several years.

Date: 2013-12-07 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coconuthead.livejournal.com
Oh, that's wonderful news!

Date: 2013-12-11 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kryss-labryn.livejournal.com
I have a story about Morocco.

My Mum was British and had (and has) relatives and friends over there, and used to go back every so often for a visit. To get there (and back), she'd have to make a stop in Vancouver anyways, so when I lived in the Lower Mainland she'd stay overnight on the return trip and we'd have a bit of a visit.

One time she was on a trip back from a visit with old friends and school chums in England, and called me just as I was about to leave to meet her. "I hope you won't be too terribly disappointed," she said, knowing we had planned to spend an afternoon in the city together, "But I'm afraid I hurt my leg and can't really get around very well." She told me she'd hurt it in a fall (just a pulled muscle, luckily) and was having to use a cane to get around, and wasn't up for wandering all over as we usually did.

"No worries," said I, envisioning a stumble down some British steps and ensuing tensor bangades; "The visit is the main thing. We'll have a nice cup of tea and a chat." And I headed out to meet her at the hotel.

It ends up that my mother had not pulled a muscle in her leg while stumbling outside someone's door in England. It seems that, somehow, on this latest trip to England, she'd managed to fall off a mule. In Marrakesh.

"Well, I'd seen everyone I'd wanted to see," she said, so she and my "Auntie" Anna (actually my Mum's cousin and life-long friend) decided to hop over to Morocco. They shopped the market in Marrakesh (where she got me some very pretty silver earrings), and took a mule tour up a mountain. But they had to sit sideways on the mules, like in Joseph and Mary's trip to Bethlehem, rather than straddling them as a European would (the "saddles" wouldn't allow it) and the mule had stumbled over a loose stone ("Everyone always says they're so sure-footed," she'd said; "Well, they're not,"), and she'd fallen off, and pulled a muscle. A groin muscle, not her leg as she'd originally told me, as she clarified when I expressed some surprise at no bandages around her ankle.

So my Mum is the only person I know who pulled a groin muscle while falling off a mule in Marrakesh, during her trip to England. Heh.

Otherwise it was a fantastic trip, apparently, and she'd had a great time and loved every minute of it that didn't involve stumbling mules.

Date: 2013-12-12 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kryss-labryn.livejournal.com
It's less the getting on than how you get off. ;-)

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