Atlas Shrugged: Part I, Part II

Yesterday on Atlas Shrugged: Part I, nothing happened except for some shot-reverse-shot of people with dated hairdos hanging out in opulent offices and dining rooms. Oh, and Dagny wanted a piece of Hank Rearden’s steel.

( Trains, and yes, in a Freudian way )

Atlas Shrugged: Part I, Part III

Previously on Atlas Shrugged, rich people blithely ignored the energy shortage and are probably causing a wine shortage owing to the number of glasses they pour but do not drink. Though maybe the help is drinking it.

On a related note, my friend Max, unlike me, ordered an actual legit copy of the DVD. The order was delayed, probably because of a truly epic blunder. He has given me permission to share with you the following exchange.

( cut for capitalism )

Anyway, are you excited for the final installment? If so, you shouldn’t be, because nothing happens.

( Trust me, baby, it'll trickle down. )